Avengers Made a Chatroom!

Mario Kart

Here's the second chapter of the day. Enjoy :))

[Pepper has invited the Avengers]

[Pepper has invited Peter]

[Pepper has invited Jacob]

[Pepper has invited Ella]

Pepper: hey everyone! I was thinking, we barely know each other, so we should have a bit of bonding time.

Bruce: good idea

Tony: Over what exactly?

Jacob: How about a video game?

Ella: Like what?

Peter: Mario Kart?

Steve: is it bad that i have absolutely no clue what that is?

Thor: I join you there, Master Steven!

Tony: it's a video game where you drive, basically

Natasha: I love Mario Kart!

Clint: we play it all the time. I will thrash y'all!!!!!

Tony: bring it, bird brain.

[Tony has invited JARVIS]

Ella: who the hell is JARVIS?

Tony: JARVIS, we'd like you to commentate on our game of Mario Kart.

Steve: can someone explain the rules of the game to me?

Steve: anyone?

Bruce: Basically, it's a game on the Nintendo Wii. You choose a character and race against everyone else. It's pretty simple. You hold 2 to go, and press B to shoot out any shells you get.

Steve: shells...?

Natasha: Wow he's clueless.

Thor: What are these 'shells' you speak of?

Tony: lets just play

Clint: I'm totally being Mario!

JARVIS: Master Barton has chosen Mario.

Steve: This is way too high-tech for my liking...

JARVIS: Master Rogers has chosen Baby Peach

Bruce: Baby Peach oh my god

Natasha: THIS IS PRICELESS

Ella: I'm going for Toad!

JARVIS: Master Stark has chosen Donkey Kong. Miss Romanov has chosen Daisy. Master Banner has chosen Bowser. Miss Ella has chosen Toad, and Master Jacob has chosen baby Mario. Miss Potts has picked Baby Luigi and Master Parker has chosen Diddy Kong. Master Thor hasn't turned his controller on.

Thor: WHAT DO I DO?

Tony: *turns his controller on*

Thor: Thank you, metal man?

JARVIS: Master Stark has picked Luigi Circuit.

Tony: The easiest one for the sake of the demi-god and the soldier.

Steve: I don't know whether to thank you or not

JARVIS: 3...2...1...GO!

Bruce: move bitches!

Pepper: come onnnnnnn!

Ella: dammit! hit a banana!

Clint: FIRST PLACE HA

Natasha: oh shit! i'm on the grass!

JARVIS: Here are the positions after the second lap: Clint, 1st. Tony, 2nd. Ella, 3rd. Jacob, 4th. Pepper, 5th. Bruce, 6th. Peter, 7th. Natasha, 8th. Thor is in 11th, and Steve hasn't moved.

Steve: WHERE IS THE 2 BUTTON

Steve: HELP!!!!!!

Steve: TONY???????

Tony: Sorry Cap, no can do!

Pepper: Steve, it's there

Steve: finally! I'm moving! wait, why does it say finished on the screen?

Jacob: everyone else has finished the race

Thor: YES! 11TH PLACE!

Peter: boom. 3rd.

JARVIS: Here are the final rankings:

1. Tony

2. Clint

3. Peter

4. Pepper

5. Natasha

6. Jacob

7. Ella

8. Bruce

11. Thor

12, and unfinished. Steve

Steve: I tried my hardest.. that game is pretty damn hard!

Tony: Steve, that's the easiest circuit on the entire game

Bruce: 8th? I was 6th!! This is so unfair

Pepper: Bruce.. breath

Bruce: IT'S ALL BECAUSE TONY HIT ME WITH THAT FUCKING RED SHELL

[Tony has kicked Bruce out of the chatroom]

Tony: Anyway, we should probably go now.

Peter: that was fun :)

Ella: We should do that again sometime

Natasha: I think Steve needs lessons

Clint: 2nd.

Clint: I was so close to winning. I bet Tony hacked the system

Tony: Calm down Beak Boy

Thor: My father is calling from Asgard. I must go.

Tony: Yeah, we're going anyway

Jacob: Bye everyone!

[Tony has disbanded the chatroom]

[The chatroom is now empty]