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so i say allot of jokes even ask LuluTheDeathKid 

allot of my jokes are horrible and are pointless 

on Ovi pets i posted this

  what us your favorite quote or saying that you came up with yourself?

mine are when life hands you lemons put them in a sack and beat your enemies with it and hopefully the sack will break and lemon juice will go in their eyes and The NaLi ship has sunk!!!Ariel has found it and searched it for thingamabobs but realised it was the NaLi ship and swam as far away as possible from it And then there was a theory that Elsas parents were on it when it sunk and somehow got to Africa...........wait what?  i came up with both of them myself if i find yours awesome then i will send you a pet :3  


what did people put?

Don't judge someone until you walk a mile in they're shoes. 

Happiness is just a Smile Away 

When your intelligence overthrows ignorance, only then can you be proud of your life accomplishments

There's a little bit of satan in all of us

Don't try. You'll only hurt yourself more

If you're upset, listen to sad songs. You won't feel as alone, anymore  


i think it was obvious that these wernt there own quotes and it was clear that i meant like jokey quotes

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