so as LuluTheDeathKid knows, I hate seagulls!
they are evil
*story time*
once me and my (stupid) dad went to Southport
a seagull pooped in my hair and he didn't tell me until we got to a Sainsburys!
*the end*
whenever I see an evil seagull at school now i scream and hide under my coat while lulu is saying that the seagull apocalypse is near
but hey, it gives you a good excuse for not having homework
teacher- why have you not got your homework?
me- well you see....the seagull apocalypse is near and i was preparing.so while all you guys are screaming while being blind because a seagull scratched out your eyes i will be wearing a poncho and goggles while eating food that seagulls hate and laughing at you guys
whole class- WTF!!!!! O_o
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reasons why
De Todothis will mostly be me having a rant about things that annoy me it will also be explanations of why im always right in the form of theories and it will be me explaining why certain ships are the best and others should go to sleep and things which...
