Feline Lovin'

Chapter 13

Angel's POV

I was so damn bored when it was time for health. My ears perked as the teacher walked in.

"Okay class. Can someone tell me something that we learned last class to remind everyone where we left off?" He scanned the room. No volunteers.

"Fine then. Kyo Sohma, where did we leave off last class?"

"Like hell I'd know."

"Pay attention this time and watch your tongue." He scanned again, not too far.

"Angel Ichimako, where did we leave off?"

"We were just starting the chapter Sensei."

"Thank you Angel. Now, someone tell me what is the most important part of the food pyramid?"

"Anything but the sugars."He nodded

"Thank you Tohru. Now, who can name the 5 major food groups?" He glanced around. "Miss. Ishijouchi?"

"um... Chocolate, carrots, dumplings, rice, and strawberries?" He sighed. Damn Maitaka is so damn stupid.

"Wow. Angel?"

"Grains, Vegetables, Fruits, Proteins, and Dairy. Chocolate is a sugar and I know dumplings your talking about and those are also sugar. Rice is a grain, carrots are veggies, and strawberries are fruit. Proteins consist of Meat, including fish, eggs, beans, and nuts. Fruits are all produce that comes from the flower, veggies are produce that come from the vine or root, Grains are mainly starch and dairy is like cheese, yogurt and milk, pretty much everything milk to one sense or another. Everything that doesn't fall under those categories are considered sugar, especially because they most likely have sugar in them."

"Thank you Angel." I smiled. Showed that bitch didn't I.

"I knew that." Right Maitaka, of course you did.

"Anyways, Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?" Maitaka raised her hand.

"It's a veggie."

"Wrong."

"It's a fruit because it comes from the metaphorical 'ovaries' of the flower and produce seeds of said fruit, even if they can't necessarily be cultivated." Maitaka Looked mad.

"Smart ass."

"I'm not being a smart ass, just smart."

"Well, here's your assignment to work on for the rest of class, put the right food in the right section of the food pyramid, then make it into a 3-D model for Thursday. This is a group assignment and I will be assigning groups. Let's see. Angel, Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Arista, and Hana. You are one group..." and so on and so forth. We got into our groups.

"So how are we going to do this?"

"Well, the grouping should be easy, maybe after school we can go to Shigure's and start the assignment there, then we can probably have it done. Let's look at the rubric."

"It has to be colorful, four sided, and on three sides must be the original food pyramid design, but one side needs to be the labeled groups, examples of food that is in each group, one from each person, one needs info on that group, and the last side needs to be pinstriped with how much of each you should have." Sounds easy.

"What the hell! He thinks we can do that in three days?"

"I think we can do it in one, we just need to split the work once we get to Shigure's, let's do this grouping first before we make plans. We'll do individual partners and then the grouping side we'll do together." Everyone agreed and soon we finished the first half and it was time to go home.

"We have company Shigure and your deadline is next week so start writing before your Editor comes!" He frowned and we went to the living room.

"Okay, Uoh and Hana, do you think you could do the info?" They nodded. "I'm sorry that this degrades your skills, but could you and Yuki do the labeled side Tohru?" She nodded. "Kyo, we're doing the pinstripes." He flipped.

"What the hell that's the hardest part!" I bopped him.

"If you don't bitch it won't be. I'm going to draw it out and label, you can color inside the lines right? Yuki, say anything and I will neuter you." He kept his mouth shut and we started. After a few hours we had finished and it was time for the last side.

"Okay, I'll name a grain first! Ummm. Rice!" Nice Tohru.

"Nice one, umm another grain... damn.... bread?" Okay Uoh.

"Potatoes." And Yuki.

"Umm.....damn it..... uh..... I DON'T KNOW!!!" I rolled my eyes. Damn it Kyo.

"Corn?"

"Corns one Hana." She smiled small.

"What the fuck!"

"Watch your language. I'll say two for the sake of Kyo. Crackers and wheat."

"Thanks Angel. He'd probably fry his brain." I laughed a little.

"Wanna say that again Yankee?"

"Kyo, sit. Uoh, please don't start anything. He'll keep me up all night." Their eyes grew.

"Strawberries."

"Thank you Tohru."

"Tomatoes!" I rolled my eyes.

"You only remember because i said it." Kyo glared.

"Apples."

"Bananas"

"Grapes."

"Starfruit"

"Smart ass" I smirked.

"Veggies time." I laughed evilly.

"Leeks" Kyo about fainted.

"Broccoli." I almost died.

"Carrots."

"Lettuce."

"Onions."

"Radishes"

"Proteins?"

"Salmon"

"Chicken."

"Pork"

"Beef"

"Eggs." I smiled.

"PEANUTS!" They looked at me and Shigure fell over in the kitchen. "PERVERT! Anyways, Dairy. Kyo goes first this time."

"Cheese."

"Milk."

"Butter."

"Yogurt"

"Cottage Cheese, it is different from other cheese!" I smirked.

"Cream." Shigure burst out laughing. "PERV! And now the easiest. SUGARS!'"

"Soda!"

"Cake!"

"Cookies!"

"Dumplings!"

"Chocolate!"

"Candy that isn't chocolate!" I smirked again.

"SUGAR!"

"Smart ass." I smiled. Oh yeah, I rock! We finished it and put it in Yuki's room. Uoh and Hana left and Tohru cooked dinner. I was so happy to eat and decided to be mean to Kyo.

"Hey Kyo, what food group are leeks?" He about puked.

"WHAT THE HELL!"

"Answer the question."

"Veggies."

"Angel."

"Yes Yuki."

"What food group does broccoli fall under." I almost died.

"There's a reason I avoid it like the plague. But it's a veggie as well." Everyone but me and Kyo laughed and soon I was bathing. What a long and boring day.