Percy: Look, I didn't wanna be a half-blood
Carter: We have only a little hours left, so listen carefully
Magnus: YEAH, i know. You guys are gonna read of how i died in agony, and you're going to be like, "WOW! That sound cool,Magnus! Can i die in agony too?"

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Magnus Chase jokes
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How it all started
Percy: Look, I didn't wanna be a half-blood
Carter: We have only a little hours left, so listen carefully
Magnus: YEAH, i know. You guys are gonna read of how i died in agony, and you're going to be like, "WOW! That sound cool,Magnus! Can i die in agony too?"