South Park Boyfriend scenarios

Drunk him texts with you

Stan- (y/nnnnn)!!
You - Wut.
Stan- I can't find my phone ;-;
You - t(•-•t)

Kyle- hey gorgeous
You- what the literal hell
Kyle- I'll be at your house in 5 *wink wink*
You- I'll lock the door buh-bye

Kenny- Can you come over, I'm horny
You- .......

Cartman- YoU dAmN JeW
You- fuck off

Tweek-(he's too innocent for that)

Craig- I hate you
You- I love you too