How to Make the Fire Signs
This recipe makes (1) fire sign, Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius.
• Ten cans of Monster Energy Drink
• 2 gallons of the blood of your enemies
• An unused box of fireworks
• A dash of adventure
• 2 tbsp of irresponsibility
• One cup of madness
• A box of stubborn pride
• To make an Aries: add 2 cups of passion
• To make a Leo: add 1 quart of glitter
• To make a Sagittarius: add a spoonful of optimism
Mix all ingredients well. Let sit in the sun for 5 hours, then bake at 450 degrees for 2 hours. Do NOT cool before serving. Enjoy!
How to Make an Air Signs
This recipe makes (1) air sign, Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius.
• One cup of argumentativeness
• Two liters of social skills
• Three pints of Orange Juice
• Subtract emotions
• 4 tbsp of Skyy Vodka
• 5 quarts of intuition
• 6 boxes of feeling of superiority
• To make a Gemini: add 4 tbsp of flexibility
• To make a Libra: add 3 pounds of sins
• To make an Aquarius: add 1 conspiracy theories novel
Mix well, add vodka last. Microwave for 3 minutes, then bake in a cake pan at high heat for two hours. Serve as a pie. Enjoy!
How to Make the Earth Signs
This recipe makes (1) earth sign, Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.
• One old book from a library, wig well preserved pages
• Dirt from the backyard of your childhood home
• 1 liter of responsibility
• 2 cups of immense stress
• 6 tsp of laziness
• 3 gallons of good advice
• A sprinkling of motivation
• To make a Taurus: add a piece of your favorite food
• To make a Virgo: add 1 oz. of ink from a fountain pen
• To make a Capricorn: add 1/2 cup of ice
Stir well. Bake at low heat for 6 hours. Served best with mash potatoes. Enjoy!
How to Make a Water Sign
This recipe makes (1) water sign, Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces.
• 1 oz. of magic
• 5 rose petals
• 3 tear drops
• 2 tsp of kitty fur
• 3 gallons of water
• 6 cups of Mac and Cheese
• 4 boxes of Pocky
• To make a Cancer: add drops of your mom's perfume
• To make a Scorpio: add an aphrodisiac
• To make a Pisces: add 3 big dreams
Sit well, adding the fur on top. Bake in a clay pan for 45 minutes. Enjoy!
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