ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY ARIES GAVE TO ME
a cherry bomb on my doorstep.
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TAURUS GAVE TO ME
two nasty glares and one stubborn streak.
ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY GEMINI GAVE TO ME
three (hundred) open tabs, two chemical experiments, and one debate.
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY CANCER GAVE TO ME
four empty boxes of tissues, three boxes of cookies, two personalities, and one I Heart Mom tattoos.
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY LEO GAVE TO ME
five temper tantrums, four purrs, three whines, two cuddles, and one big argument.
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY VIRGO GAVE TO ME
six cleaning wipes, five nags, four diet plans, three bottles of bleach, two garbage bags, and one toilet scrubber.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY LIBRA GAVE TO ME
seven changed minds, six bathroom breaks, five credit card bills, four designer brands, three drunk texts, twos lovers, and one broken heart.
ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY SCORPIO GAVE TO ME
eight death threats, seven pocket knives, six questionable website links, five craigslist ads, four disposable phones, three encryption codes, two broken bones, and one wild night.
ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY SAGITTARIUS GAVE TO ME
nine spider species, eight drunken stupors, seven bank robberies, six albums of The Door, five philosophical quotes, four arsons, three existential crisis, two tears, and one stupid smile.
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY CAPRICORN GAVE TO ME
ten to-do lists, nine screams, eight coupons, seven chores, six bouts of passive aggressiveness, five silent treatments, four sarcastic remarks, three sneers, two eye rolls, and one migraine.
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY AQUARIUS GAVE TO ME
eleven conspiracy theories, ten questionable tattoos, nine mind games, eight robotic expressions, seven fake feelings, six unfinished projects, five invention idea, four lab coats, three feelings, two cryptic texts, and one brutally honest statement.
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY PISCES GAVE TO ME
twelve prescription drugs, eleven glitter bottles, ten personal issues, nine booty falls, eight dead plants, seven knitted blankets, six odd fantasies, five "it's not my fault!", four stolen necklaces, three therapist, two art projects, and one true friend.
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