Sollux the Writer's Random Drabbles

Cheesy Coffee Shop AU

A/N: So this will be SignPsii because I love the ancestors so much, omz, you guys don't understand.

~Starting point~

You've never been to this coffee shop, but since your favorite has been closed for renovations, you've moved to one that was equally small, but farther out. You don't like driving much, so you settle on instead just walking because you hate the bus almost as much as you hate driving. But, this coffee shop you go to now was interesting. The coffee shop itself was normal, normal prices, normal smell of amazing coffee, but it was the employees that made it interesting.

The same waiter that you get when you go there is...well, eccentric, but you try not to show that you've noticed it because of how cute he is. Your constant waiter is adorable, with a smile that reminds you more of a cat than anything and his voice was amazing. It was sultry and low, but it wasn't too low and it was perfect for him, including his slight lisp that would usually only disappear if he was talking to you. It was a voice that you loved, that sometimes you thought about because you wanted to hear it more. You wanted to see your waiter more than just when you go there in the morning. You wonder how asking him on a date will fair.

"Mr. Vantas~?" Your beautiful waiter purrs, and you look up, snapping out of your thoughts. He bites his lip (an idle habit of his, you've noticed) and watch as you watch him. He then giggles, "Will you keep watching me or will you order?" He puts his hands on his hips and he looks at you. "The usual," you chuckle and he beams, nodding and going off, but not before winking with a, "I'll make it myself, just for you~."

"Here you go." Your waiter purrs again, setting down your coffee and a napkin full of cookies. You look at them curiously and he doesn't say anything, just walking away with a small giggle. You try to figure out if he just gave you a gift? You feel like a desperate dork for assuming so, he could've just wanted to be nice and give you something extra and not charge you for it because that's exactly what people do now especially if they're attractive and could possibly know that you find them attractive--Oh my god, what if he knew you liked him?

You would probably explode. Wouldn't that just be embarrassing? You exploding all over the nice furniture and possibly getting yourself on people during your explosion. So, you instead settle on eating one of the cookies that has you interally panicking and overthinking anyway, just to see if the cookies are good enough to actually be worth your time to panic over. So, you eat one and the cookie was heavenly.

So, the best thing is to obviously devour all of them like the manchild you are.

"Hehe, I'm glad to thee you've enjoyed them." Psiioniic purrs and it scares the mess out of you. You've noticed that he's very sneaky; you can never hear him when he's walking towards you. So, you nod dumbly, not speaking because your mouth was still stuffed full of cookies. Once you swallow, you smile sheepishly, "They were amazing."

"Good!" He beams, "I make them myself and have been trying to get them sold here. It pleases me that my favorite customer enjoys them." He smiles shyly, and oh my god, is he blushing? You've never made him blush, you feel as though he's not one to get easily flustered anyway, especially not unintentionally. It's not like you've exactly tried to intentionally, but either way, you're very proud of yourself at this moment. Your gleefulness apparently destroys your common sense because you find yourself asking him if he wants to go on a date the next time he's off.

"You wanna take me on a date?" He blinks and then he blushes, hiding his face in his hands. You watch him, not sure if him blushing now is a good thing or a bad thing until he nods his head slowly. "Saturday."

"What?"

"We can go out Saturday." He says slowly, cautiously, "I'll give you my number and my address. I want you to pick me up."

You beam and find yourself hugging him, which, unfortunately, causes your still hot coffee to fall onto your lap. You don't even mind, even when you start crying silent tears and he starts to panic.

~Finish line~

A/N: And enjoy my SignPsii cheesiness. I made Sign such a dork, but I find it to be cute and I hope you do too. :3 - Sollux the Writer