Chapter 14

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"the family is always together and we will have to meet someday." bunsen babbles and babbles.
"shall I draw the family tree?"
"No, Yong. U continue on ur Winx Club Porn." Claire orders Yong.
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"here is the family tree!" Yong says.
"wow. YES. MATHEW MAKES OUT WITH BITCHES AND GIVES BIRTH TO DOGS." bunsen roars in wild hilarity.
"Erm nigga llama u would like to f*** off."
"why oh why Erin is so cute she would have such bad taste if she actually gave a single ovary about you."
"F*** OFF."
"AHAHAHA" SHAUN LAUGHS.
"LMAO. WHY AINT I INSIDE." MYLENE SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY.
"OH YEAH HOR." Yong shrieks.
"well she is my grandma."
MYLENE screams in horror. "I am not that old Shaun."
"but ur just mature... You know those old women who have warts on their noses and a bunch of hair surrounding that wart. And then they use their pinky finger to dig their nose. In public. Yeah. That is the sense of maturity I guess everybody wants to achieve." Shaun answered.
*points middle finger*
No no, Ah Ma.

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