"Well, now that Erin knows I masturbate and I watch porn, ahem straight porn, she thinks I am gross."
"But u guys had... Erm U all made out PAPA."
"wow how did u know"
"well because while u all were in the wedding I was already looking at you all through mama ERIN'S BELLY button. I mean... U GUYS had covered up the fact that i was already created even before u all were married... Despicable despos."
"SHUT up son."
"but PAPA how did u produce me? Like do u blend tadpoles and eggs together with some white milk or what?"
"I guess having a 9cm dick has its perks."
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HumorEverybody is just really crazy and high. And Shaun just can't get enough of himself.
