Wen in doubt, b a Pirate.
Pirates are AWESOME
Just get a black hat
If u dnt ga tht
Get a black bottom pan
N put it on u headtop
Then get a bat
N if u dnt ga tht
Use a kitchen spoon
Last, get a telescope
N if u dnt ga tht
Get a funnel and look through it
Then covr ur eye n wlk around wearin ur piratr outfit
B lik bun al u haters
I look awesome
Okai. Im do that right now. If they don't put me in a asylum!
Shout out to Dreshie18 for italic partz
