Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this – I'm a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
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Clean jokes V.S Dirty Jokes
RandomThe first half of this book contains clean hilarious jokes for the good kids and the second half has jokes for the ones like me (you know what I mean ;D ) Title says it all...... ENJOY A GOOD LAUGH !
