The signs as Michael's tweets
Aquarius - 'fuckin IMessage ME'
Pisces - 'lolz love me again'
Aries - 'just cried on camera'
Taurus - '@Calum5SOS I lava you'
Gemini - '@joshuadun do I know you'
Cancer - '@halsey sue me'
Leo - '@halsey I feel u halsey'
Virgo - 'is flirting via bitmoji called bexting'
Libra - 'I'm so hungry that I might eat my friends'
Scorpio - 'WE ARE SEX BOMB-OMB'
Sagittarius - 'cannot deal'
Capricorn - 'generally exhausted all day every day'
