Im In Love With A Maniac

Day At The Swimming Class

Today I'll be heading my first swimming class.In this new (old) school.Yeah.I didn't know that Harry is there too.I will try to do my best to flirt.Maybe?.I know it's kinda' weird that girl flirt boy?.Ugh-whatever.But I hate that Chloe (The Black People "barbie") is in that swimming class too.I HATE IT!!!

I went downstairs and making a smug face."What's going wrong,honey? Can you smile in this gorgeous morning?," my mom nagged.Then I just smirked a little."Oh,come on,Ana.You're a diva,aren't you?," then my mom chuckled."Mom,it's not funny!," then I eat my bacon and egg with some black pepper sauce.Yumm-"Why are you so moody today,Ana? Aren't you going to spend time in your new swimming class?," my mom asked."Mom,do you know? First,Maybe that pool is full of dirt,Secondly,that stupid Chloe is there too," and I continue chewed my bacon."Well,all you have to do is pray so that the pool is full of anticeptic,huh-Oh,umm..who's Chloe anyway? Is she more diva than you? Haha," you know what? My mom really has to go to a clown audition."So funny,mom.Chloe is a person that could make me become the most evil,darkest,satanic person.Short story,she's my enemy," that was the way I answered my mom's question,and I continued chewed my bacon.Again."Well,I understand that you are having a bad life nowadays.Huh-teenagers,"

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"Okay,Today is the first day we're doing this class.What class?,"."Swimming!!," we all screamed excitedly."Umm,Miss Sarah,where is Harry?," Chloe asked."Harry is not coming today because he has to follow his father to Beverly Hills.He will not be in school for one week.Nah-you don't have to be like oh-no-Harry-is-not-here.It's just one week guys," Miss Sarah calm us as she saw us does a panic,shocked face.

"Tday,we will start with the CPR lesson.My assistant is on the way here bring the practicing doll.I'm sure they will come by 10," I made a show off face and said,"Umm..miss,you should probably say,they should come by 'now'," I pointed my finger to shows that 'now'.Not long after I pointed,the assistans came."Thank god you're here.Okay swimmer,this is my assistants,Niall and Adam.Guys,introduce youself,"

"Umm...I'm Niall Payne and I'm 19 years old," the boy with a really though nice body and blonde.Haha-I continued with,"Oh,my little brother is Niall," and everyone laughed.

"My name is Adam Horan.I'm 19 too," the skinny hot boy continued after all the laughings.I was wondering,why are they so shy? For me,a boy who is a shy person is a kind person.Permanently,maybe a nerd.But,they don't look like a nerd.

"Okay,we continue with the CPR.Adam and Niall will show and teach you how to use the CPR technique correctly," Miss Sarah told us as we are sitting beside the pool.

"Okay,first you have to check wheather the person is breathing or not.If he is not breathing, squeeze his/she chest about 5 times.After that,close the person's nose and blow the air from your mouth to the person's mouth."Eewwww..Oh My God.I'm not kissing anyone," Chloe cried after Adam said that."This is not a kiss,you jerk," a boy said."Haha-jerk," I laughed and Chloe made a don't-call-me-that face."Okay,listen.You repeat the steps untill the person cough.Understand?," Adam continued."Understood," I continued."Good," Adam said.

Not long after the CPR lssson,Miss Sarah came with ten files which is this class' students.Ten person.I thought that it might be a CPR exam after we all learned how to do it.

"Now we're doing a test," I knew it.I was born knew it.Everybody was like making a I-don't-want-to-make-a-test sound.I dom't care if there's a test.Because I've been paying attention when Adam is teaching.

"We start with...Celenie,"
"Me?,"
"Yes,you.Who else has a name Celenie here?,"
"Umm..I'm not ready,miss,"
"Well,it is impossible that you are not ready.I thought you were paying attention just now.Huh-,"
"Sorry,Miss Sarah,"
"Go and sit.I'll call next person,"

Celenie sit beside me with that scary cat face.I felt so pity for her.Because she is not that genius.Short story,she is stupid like Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants.

"Next will be...Chloe,"
"Oh My God,miss.I'm excited,"
"Well,good,Chloe,"

I tell you guys that Chloe Anderson didn't make it.She failed the CPR test.But the weird thing is,she didn't even try to cried.Instead,she just silent.After all the students,now it is my turn.Why do I have to be the last? Ugh-

"Ariana,you may show us how,"
"Umm...first,check wheather the victims is breathing or not,"
"Okay,more?,"
"If he/she is not breathing, squeeze the victim's chest about five times,"
"Yup-more?,"
"Close the victim's noe and blow the air from your mouth to the victim's mouth.Then,repeat the steps untill the victim cough,"
"Well done,Miss Grande.You pass the CPR test,"

Oh My Gucci,I passed.Yeay-mom absolutely will be so proud.You know why? Because she knew that I am the best of the best swimmer in my old school.I'm best at all in my school.But in the world,god will always be the best.Of Course.

I hope that Harry knows that I'm the ONLY person who passed the CPR test.