Crazy Star Signs

The Signs as Things my Dad says

So, I saw this on google, and I had to post it here!

Aries: I will fight anyone that eats my toast.

Taurus: Where did I put my glasses? I need them to see!

Gemini: I may be Asian, but I can't fix your phone.

Cancer: I cried at the end of Despicable Me 2.

Leo: It was a very good pun, you should have been there.

Virgo: What the English word for "Horses that spins around with the music?"

Libra: What is "hella?"

Scorpio: I want cheese fries, where the hell are my cheese fries?!

Saggitarius: Don't talk to the dog like that!

Capricorn: Can you reach that for me? I am very small.

Aquarius: "Anime?"

Pisces: You have to go to bed early because you smell.