Ok ya, I kinda have none. No one likes me as far as I know, and I literally crush on everyone who shows little interest in me XD. But im not crazy. I swear. DONT LEAVE. Anyways I'm not one of those people, I just like a wide variety of people becuz I'm desperate. Lol jk. But for some reason my brain is like, hey, that guys cute. Im like, thats a girl. Brain- whatever, today, EVERYONE is attractive. You know your guy friend right? Ya hes cute. Me- Bu-. Brain- No stfu, u like everyone, but you don't want to date anyone cuz you have standards, I guess. Oh wait is that a test? haha ya YEET, byee. So ya.
My friends love life- My friends have a better love life then me cuz they can actually hide their weird. My friend is dating a guy rn and tbh I approve. I will give him my stamp of approval, upside his head. Yes, that is how I accept people, I will smack them upside the head. But seriously, I asked him for his Skype cuz my friend wanted to and shes a lunatic and then we started talking, and since we are both weird it went from, break my sisters heart I break your spine to, hows your friend Carl? Ya the one who lives on the streets, ya he doing good? Long story short, my friends may have a decent love life, while I'm a hot mess of a potato. But hey, everyone loves potatoes...as a friend...
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