Chapter 3: A birth

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Hillary sat in the birthing room propped up on gold bars and money.
She waited 4hrs and 20min.
Soon after she began birthing lil humans. Out popped 21 kids.
She named them idk, blaze , it, Fred, Bernie, zodiac killer, trump, pig, layjen, Jerky, Marco, cheezit, vans, Daniel, Starbucks, white girl #16, James, Calie, sushi, turkey, and 21.
{a/n lowkey started using real names of people I hate including teachers and classmates}
Starbucks was your favorite she had a little hitler mustache like Donald trump's kids. Calie, James, layjen, and jerky all were really mean and stupid so you gave them to Donald trump.
Vans was super pale. Paler than the whitest vans and Daniel looked identical. Cheezit was orange just like Donald trump so you obviously named him after him. Sushi loved the Japanese nurse. Turkey was always sleepy. White girl #16 was even whiter than vans and Daniel and loved Starbucks. Then you named more after politicians.

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