TMZ came dashing to your door. They heard the scandal. Donald was at your front door laughing at the countless drama magazines lined up at your door. You escape out the back with Starbucks, White girl #16, idk, 21, Daniel, and Calie. You didn't really like Callie that much but they were kinda okay in the end.
Hitler comes up looking for his trumpy poo while holding his 4 children. Hitler was extremely pregnant and wanted his trumpy back home. You turn to the children you made it out with. You find Trump's daughter Boy in the bushes huddled up and scared. So you take Boy into your arms and hold her. You take her home in your poor person car so you don't get spotted by the press. You go home with your kids and give them make overs so the press doesn't recognize them. You pick up Daniel. You dye his hair blonde and rename him Rolf Jacob Sartorious and you let your friend babysit for you when press gets big on the scandal. You make it look like you're not his mom. You then pick up Starbucks and White girl #16 you let your friend Bernie babysit when press gets to hot.
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RandomHillary sees you in the audience her only supporter and you see her stare into your eyes. You feel a spark like you've never felt before. Will senpai notice you? Edit: Holyyyyyyyy S*** Jenna Marbles freaking read this. People have read this on their...
