"YAKU WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG COMPARED TO THE REST OF YOUR BODY? Is this what they call chibi or-"I'll have you informed that my head is at a perfectly normal ratio to my body height. Your head must be shrunken, to not to see my perfectly reasonable proportions. No wonder you get into those odd moods in a game, your head must be too small to understand your team needs you to be the ace you can be, not to be a big baby. Your hair must cover what of your head is missing.
Oh, and call me chibi one more time, and I will not hesitate to break your leg.