Naruto One Shots [Ships, x Reader]

Tobi x Deidara (TobiDei)

  "SEEEEEMPAAIII!!!"

Slouching in the odd position I was, my mind slipped away into the depths of a dream world, filled with passionate art and explosions. Oh, how I love slipping away into that place, it's peaceful and a more ideal place than-...

I'm awoken by the screams of that irritating sh*t head.

"SEEEEMMMMPAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!"

"F*CKING HELL TOBI!!"

"Are you mad at Tobi?"

His shoulders drop and he sulks; I can't see him sulking behind that mask obviously, but I can tell he is.

Actually, that reminds me... When was the day that I was going to try to unmask Tobi? I've tried before I'm pretty sure but I failed miserably.

Maybe that day has come again. In revenge for waking me from my dream land, I shall unmask him one way or another.

"I think you are mad at Tobi.."

I pause... What way should I try first? I can't politely ask him just like that, can I? And there is no point trying violence or threatening him because last time I tried that he just makes his body like passable, or something, and I really don't like the idea of being inside of him...

"Well?"

"Actually, no. I'm not mad at you. Hey, Tobi, you wanna go get dangos?"

"Tobi likes dangos!"

The walk there was stressful seeing as my chakra was low so we couldn't ride one of my clay c4 birds instead. It was so hard to be polite to him all the way but I managed it barely.

"Isn't it strange, Deidara Senpai, you are being so nice to Tobi today?"

"Suppose I feel like it, un."

"Tobi is a good boy!"

He is still irritating, but not as irritating. Wait, what am I saying? Whatever. I still need to try and unmask him. I order the both of us dangos.

"Tobi loves dangos!"

"That's good, now eat! Don't be afraid to eat in front of me..!"

"Tobi loves his senpai!"

I was waiting for him to take his mask off to eat, but the opposite happens.

I wasn't expecting it quite so soon. He lunges towards my face - trying to hug me or something. I hope he is only trying to hug me and nothing else. Trying to roll away, I'm squashed by the big buffoon. I spill my dango sauces everywhere, F*CKING GREAT. THANKS, TOBI.

"TOBI GET THE F*CK OFF OF ME!"

"Are you not enjoying my company?" I hear the deep voice speak up and I look around in shock. Where did it come from? Who's was it?


"Look at me when I'm talking at least. It's me, Deidara."

I'm speechless, t-that can't be Tobi's voice... He is a high-pitched mental maniac... Not this dominant deep voiced man. This voice is scary even. The irritating sh*t head was an act??

I look directly at him, a piercing Sharingan shines down at me. He hasn't gotten this close before - literally 5 inches from my face. And that eye...

"I've never seen you so scared before. Like a deer in car headlights. You look so innocent, though.."

He chuckles in his deep voice; the tone is mischievous. What is going through his head? How did a guy like this act as a pathetic sh*t head for all this time?

"T-Tobi?"

"Shhh, I'm not Tobi, I'm Obito."

The new man pulls the mask off and reveals the face beneath I have been dying to see forever. His black hair falls to the top of his eyes and the right side of his head is covered in scars falling down his face. His eyes are mismatched, one being that cold Sharingan, the other a spiraling purple Rinnegan. Everything fits together somehow and... His face isn't so harsh, it's lovable.

If only he hadn't of been that irritating sh*t head all that time...

"Tobi w-why did you h-"

"-It's Obito."

"Sorry, Obito. Why did you have to be Tobi and wear that mask..? I already prefer you out of character."

He just looks at me, refusing to talk. What did I say wrong? Maybe he isn't allowed to say why? Un.

He finally speaks up.

"Its because I need to keep my identity a secret, so I took on the persona of a childish maniac... I rather enjoy it."

A huge grin spreads across his cheeks. It's warming. I reach up and hug him.

"Sorry for being horrible to Tobi, can I have forgiveness?"

"Hmmm..."

The man throws the mask aside and pushes me backwards. I slam into the wall as he leans over me and holds my chin up. Things just escalated rather quickly.

"W-what are you doing??!"

"Deidara, I got over girls a long time ago."


"Wait wh-!"

I'm cut off as his lips slam into mine, my stomach churns and I'm not sure what to do... But I suppose I actually like what is happening. It feels good.

He pulls back and frowns. I must have a really pointless expression plastered to my face right now but I'm struggling to process thoughts. I shake my head slightly and try to smile.

He just laughs.

"You are really cute.."

"Uh... I... Un."

He rolls backwards and bursts out with laughter.

"WHAT NOW?!"

"You seem so confused! It's funny!"

He continues his giggle fit and the contagious laughter starts affecting me. Soon I find myself on the floor too, laughing alongside of him.