Secret Life

Chapter 4

Chapter 4:

"So um who likes pie?" I ask. This is going to be awkward. They all did say anything. "Ok guess non of you like pie" I said. We all just sat there awkwardly. "COCONUT!!!!!!!" I yelled. I yell random things when it's awkward. They all just looked at me then back down at the floor. We were just sitting there when someone rang the doorbell. I walked to the door and opened it.

All of a sudden I got tackled. I screamed until someone started laughing. I opened my eyes and saw Sandra on top of me. "GET YOUR FAT ARSE OFF OF ME!!!!!" I yelled. Sandra started laughing at me and got off. I then heard feet coming. I looked behind me and the boys are standing there. Sandra still hasn't noticed yet and was helping me up. She looked up and and her eye balls literally popped out. Just kidding. She was just staring at them. I snapped my fingers but she just kept staring. I walked into the kitchen and grabbed a cup and put freezing water in it and walked back to them.

The boys started chuckling at what I'm about to do. I walked up to Sandra and screamed, "FOR NARNIA!" I threw the water at her and she finally snapped out of her trance. "WHAT THE FREAK AVERY!!!" She yelled. I just smiled innocently. "What are you talking about?"I asked. She looked at me and tackled me. "YOU THREW A FREEZING WATER AT ME YOU ARSE!"She yelled while tickling me. I burst out laughing while tears streamed down my face.

"STOP!!"I yelled trying to get her to stop tickling me. "NEVER!!"She yelled back. I remembered she taught me something about a pressure point. I then remembered where I had to press. I pressed the back of her neck and she passed out. HAHA SUCKER!!!! "Um...can one of you take her to the couch?" I asked. Liam nodded and lifted her up. We all walked to the living room and Liam put her on the couch.

"How did you do that?"Louis asked. "Sandra taught me. She shouldn't have taught me cause now I can do that to her whenever I want to"I said laughing at the end. I went outside and grabbed some snow and made a snowball. I walked inside and threw it at Sandra's face. It then melted and woke her up.

"What happened?"She asked. "I didn't pressure point you and made you pass out. That's just crazy"I laughed nervously. "Ok"She said. She got up and said, "Who's hungry?" Niall quickly raised his hand. Sandra then went to the kitchen and I followed her. "Why's One Direction is your house?"She asked. "My dad is their bodyguard"I said. She nodded and started cooking spaggittii.

While she was making it, I threw tomato sause at her. She looked at me and threw noodles at me. I looked at her and yelled, "SHIT JUST GOT STARTED!!!!" We started throwing stuff at each other. While she was going to squirt whip cream at me, I ducked and it hit Harry staight in the face. I tured to him and gasped. I think shit just ended.

I turned back to Sandra and started laughing. She grabbed my wrist cause Harry was chasing us. We both ran into my room and locked the door. We looked at each other and burst into a laughing fit. We kept laughing for what seemed like hours but was really 10 minutes. We finally stopped laughing and went to shower. "You use the one in the hall and I'll use my bathroom" I said. She nodded and left. I locked the door once again and went to my bathroom.

I turned on the water and took my clothes. I hopped in and yelped. MAN the water was cold. I then proceeded to take a shower with warm water.

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Once I finished showering, I wrapped a towel around my body and grabbed another one for my hair. I walked out and grabbed my undergarments and put them on. I walked in my closet and choosed white skinny jeans and a pink long sleeved shirt that says, 'I only speak sarcasm' in white letters. I slipped it on and grabbed clothes for Sandra. I walked out and went downstairs. "Well, who wants to watch The Dictator?" I asked. They all raised their hands. I walked to the DVD player and put it in. Then Sandra walked in. She sat down next to Louis and asked, "What we watching?" "The Dictator" I said. She nodded and the movie started.

During the movie, I was starting to get really tired. I closed my eyes and fell asleep. Today was fun. Exept the part where I got tackled twice, got tickled, and was chased by Harold. But other than that, it was pretty fun. I hope this happens again.

***************************************************************************************************************************** I hope you liked it. Sorry if it was short. Please vote and comment. I want to hear your opinion. Bye!!!!

-Sandra💩