This isn't a question, it's more like an episode. I just had the urge to do this. You're gonna love it!!!!!!! :p
By the way, Sunpaw and Cometstar, like, switch places in this episode, cause Sunpaw is usually the one that's sane.
Cometstar: Sunpaw, please step up!
Sunpaw: *Bounces up and starts jumping up and down.* THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cometstar: *Lets out a mroww of laughter* I, Cometstar, leader of DawnClan, call upon my warriors ancestors to look down on this apprentice. She has trained hard to understand the ways of your noble code, and I commend her to you as a warrior in return. Sunpaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code and to protect and defend your Clan, even at the cost of your life?
Sunpaw: No
Cometstar: Then by the powers of StarClan, I give you your warrior name. Sunpaw, from this moment on, you'll be known as-- wait, WHAT?!?!?!
Wait, WHAT: Yay, I LOVE my new name!!!!!!!!!!
Everycat in the Clan: *Cheers* Wait, WHAT, Wait, WHAT, Wait, WHAT!!!!!!
Cometstar: *Facepaws* No, that's not your name!!!!!!!! I meant why did you say NO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wait, WHAT: I didn't want to die!!!! *Cries* Besides, you already did the ceremony. Ya can't change my name!!!!!!! *Smirks evilly*
Cometstar: *Narrows eyes* Oh really? Watch me.
Cometstar: *Turns to Clan* Spirits of StarClan, you know everycat by name. I ask you now to take away the name from the cat you see before you, for it no longer stands for what she is. By my authority as Clan leader, and with the approval of our warrior ancestors, I give this cat a new name. From this moment on, she will be known as Sundancer for her energy and humor. Sometimes TOO much humor.
Clan: *Groans*
Some cat: Oh come ON!!!!!!! Wait, WHAT was the best name you ever came up with!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clan: *Cheers* Wait, WHAT, Wait, WHAT, Wait, WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Cometstar: *Facepaws*
StarClan: *Is also groaning, then cheers with the Clan* Wait, WHAT, Wait, WHAT, Wait, WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
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