Has it been... More than half a year already?!?! My apologies... But not to worry! I'll make an effort to update more! ... GOD, I SOUND SAAAANE!!!! Anyways, enjoy, this was inspired by mantanxxcat, my best friend in real life. Thx to everyone though for supporting this story!
Sundaner: *humming and strolling around*
Jayfeather: Well, looks like SOMEONE'S happy
Sundancer: Ya, I know right! Wait......................................... *suddenly whirls around* WTF are you doing here Jay No-Eyes?!?! (A/N I still remember that hilarious chapter :3)
Jayfeather: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Sundancer: *mocks Jayfeather* Well, looks like SOMEONE'S snappy
Jayfeather: Humph. Did you apologize to the viewers yet?
Sundancer: What are you talking about?
Jayfeather: *Rolls eyes and groans* VIEWERS!!! DID YOU FORGET YOU'RE RUNNING A TV STARCLAN REALITY SHOW?!?!?!
Sundancer: Oohhhhhhhh yea....
Jayfeather:..... Wow... just... wow... You really are an idiot...
Sundancer: Hey! I'll have you know I"M still sane *smug smile*
Jayfeather: Ya, me too... I'll never join these coo-coo ancestors of ours... *Checks the warmth of the sun and for some reason freaks out*
Sundancer: *Imaginary light bulb pops up above her head* We'll see... We'll see... *evil smile*
Jayfeather: *Slightly creeped out face* And you say you're sane... More like evil crazy... Just like StarClan... GOTTA GO!!! *mutters and races away*
Sundancer: Hey! I heard that! And you never told me why you're here! *Creepy laugh* Don't worry though... I'll get you back... *eye twitches in excitement*
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Sundancer: *Is dressed in all black and running stealthily toward the StarClan medicine den on two legs* Muahahahahahaha! *quietly laughs*
Jayfeather: *Pops out from the ground* What are you doing???
Sundancer: *Screams like a lil girl* WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!?!?!
Jayfeather: I now have teleportation skills along with my super computer brain and enchanted hearing, smell, and feeling. *Proudly sticks nose in the air*
Sundancer: *Mutters* So technically the techniques of a pervert and stalker...
Jayfeather: Shut your yap... Are you trying to become a ninja? I can teach you! *Suddenly pulls out navy blue clothes out of nowhere and throws it on... Literally. Then starts stalking toward the medicine den on two legs perfectly keeping balance*
Sundancer: *Stares as he takes out imaginary guards and sneaks in* What have I got myself into?!?! And why is he acting insane?!?!?! *Walks in after him*
Jayfeather: *Rolling on the ground and cackling, holding something strange.*
Sundancer: What is that???
Jayfeather: *Shoots up and hisses* My precious! No one can have my precious!!! MY COOKIE!!!!
Sundancer: *Has expression strangely similar to this: -_-* *Another light bulb above head and starts thinking aloud* I see... Originally I was going to feed him catmint in a mouse... But if he's so obsessed with these "cookies," I won't need to coax him to eat it!!! *Crazy smile*
Jayfeather: *Busy eating cookies in a jar that popped out of nowhere*
Sundancer: *Swipes half the catmint in store and edges toward Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: *Swings head toward her and growls*
Sundancer: *Freezes* Nice Jayfeather... Good Jayfeather... *Third light bulb above head* Hush lil baby don't you cry... Momma's just here to steal all you cookies... And if I don't prevail don't worry... Momma's gonna drug you to get revenge...
Jayfeather: *Stares for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time*
Sundancer: *Starts sweating*
Jayfeather: *Snores with his eyes wide open and standing up*
Sundancer: *Quietly facepalms and reaches for the cookies slowly... Slowly... Fur brushes one*
Jayfeather: *Bolts awake and snarls at her, eyes red*
Sundancer: *Squeals and grabs cookie and catmint before running away* I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT I WISH I HAD ONE OF BLUESTAR'S PLASTIC CARS!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: *Is making a sound similar to a rabid animal and quickly gaining on her*
Sundancer: *Swings around corner and stuffs catmint into cookie somehow... Stops suddenly and places cookie over mouth*
Jayfeather: *Follows around corner, about to pounce when Sundancer says...*
Sundancer: Another step and I'm eating this cookie!!!
Jayfeather: *Pauses like he's paralyzed*
Sundancer: *Hesitates and throws cookie in Jayfeather's mouth, expecting him to become more insane, jumping up and down screaming about puppies*
Jayfeather: *Catches cookie in mouth and swallows before relaxing* *Looks around* Where am I? Oh... Hi Sundancer?
Sundancer: *Mouth drops until it touches the floor* What?!?!?! Why aren't you going insane?!?!?! Are you saying that you're more insane BEFORE you eat catmint than AFTER!?!?!
Jayfeather: *Shrugs* Didn't you know? Catmint cookies are my anti-insane pills...
Sundancer: ............................................................................................................................................... Ok, one more question, how did we fit catmint into cookies???
Jayfeather: That's easy. They're hollow. *Snaps open cookie for Sundancer to see*
Sundancer: ........................... Let me get this straight... 1) You ARE insane??? 2) You take drugs made to make you insane but... 3) Catmint makes you SANE!?!!?
Jayfeather: *Shrugs again* It's not my fault. StarClan territory has a bad influence on my brain. I have to take catmint cookies once everyday at sunhigh if I stay here... Sooooo... Bye! *Disappears*
Sundancer: Wait... IF YOU COULD USE TELEPORTATION, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELEPORT TO ME OR MAKE THE COOKIES TELEPORT TO YOU?!?!?! AND YOU NEVER DID TELL ME WHY YOU WERE HERE?!?!?! *scream echos*
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A/N And there we go! I hope you start to notice not everyone is the way they first seem! *Evil laugh, quickly turning into fake cough* Um... You never heard that.
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