As You Can See I'm A Hardcore Directioner.

Im A Batman Oreo Ninja!!

~ Amelie's Dream ~

I hung upside down from the limo in a Batman costume with Oreos in one hand and a ninja star in the other hand kissing Liam. Yeah we were acting out the scene from Spider-Man except I'm hanging upside down. So basically Liam's a girl... haha Damn he'd be an ugly looking girl. Wait If he's a girl then...then... I'm a girl? Yay we're both girls... Wait I'm kissing a girl... Lesbihonest (Pitch Perfect) Haha.

"Liam. We're here." The driver yelled.

"Ready for the world to know about you?" Liam whispered kissing me.

"Duh. Why do you think I'm wearing my favorite outfit?" I laughed and flipped so I was sitting upright. He chuckled then the car stopped. He grabbed my hand but I yanked it away. He looked at me confused and I smiled a reassuring smile. He nodded slowly and for out of the car. The screams erupted and I swear I screamed as well....OMG ITS LIAM PAYNE!!! AHHHHH... wait I'm dating him. I can actually touch him when I want. I facepalmed and shook my head. Blond moment.

"Everyone quiet down." Liam shouted and like they were his loyal servants they shut up in 5 seconds flat.

"Well I want you to meet my girlfriend... Amelie... So be kind." He said looking at the car. Oh that's my cue. I took in a deep breath and walked out.

"WHAT'S UP MY FELLOW DIRECTIONERS!!!" I crowd erupted into screams and I smiled. I like being clapped for. It's awesome.

"OKAY THE FIRST PEOPLE I GO TO WILL BE MY PERSONAL FRIEND TO GO MEET THE BOYS. BUT WHEN I WALK UP TO YOU YOU HAVE TO ANSWER A QUESTION ABOUT THE BOYS. GOT IT?"

"YESSSS!" the crowd responded in unison. I spun randomly in one direction (Yes that just happened. That's what I'm talking about. One Direction reference.) I walked forward and stopped. I opened my eyes and saw a girl kissing Liam. Danielle! She turned and looked at me and smirked.

You know in cartoons when the two people have a stare down and like they just stare with their eyes all squinted then the screens all slashed? Like ummmmm Kung fu panda? Never mind. But we had a stare down then we began to sprint towards each other running like Ninjas with our behind us leaning forward. We finally reached each other and hugged? DaFuq?! Wasn't expecting that.

"Love wake up." Danielle said. Why does she sound like Liam... SOMEONE TELL ME WAHT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

"WHO ARE YOU!! AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LIAM?" I screamed.

"It's me. C'mon wake up." She leaned into kiss me......

~ End Of Dream ~

"BACK THE FUCK UP!!!" I jolted up from the bed and ran to the corner looking around frantically for the creepy Danielle {( I <3 Danielle!!! )} I looked around and saw that I was wearing what I was wearing in my dream... or was it? I shuddered and cowered more into the corner.

"Love?" Liam asked.

"Danielle back Da FUCK UP. Can't you take a hint? I don't want to kiss you. Goodness. I know I'm hard to resist but like.... really? Back the fuck up." I said putting my hands in front of me.

"Love? It's me Liam..."He exhaled and ran his hands threw his hair.

"I'm not taking any chances. I got my eyes on you Wo-Men. Whatever the hell you are." I stood up and sniffed. Someone Is eating my Oreos. NIALL.

I sprinted down the stairs and into the kitchen and saw the hottest thing ever. Harry.... Nude!!! I stood there blushing and backed out of the room. I ran back upstairs and grabbed my phone. I waved at Liam and ran back downstairs. Harry hasn't moved so I snuck up and took a picture. I giggled and crawled out.

"MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!! I GOT A NUDEY PHOTO OF HARRREH!!! SCORE. NOW TO POST THIS ON TWITTER." I walked into the living room to be tackled by Liam.

"Liam I'm a virgin....I'm not ready." I pushed him off and sighed. He is so... Ugh....Sexy. I sniffed the air again and smelt Oreos. I followed the smell and lead to a room. I opened it slowly an quietly might I add. I got down on the floor and army crawled into the room and stiffened. He had Three empty Oreo boxes on the floor. That bitch.

"THOSE WERE MINE. DON'T BE SURPRISED IF ON THE NEWS IT SAYS NANDOS BURNED DOWN. DON'T TOUCH MY OREOS YOU SON OF LEPRECHAUNS. GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN COOKIES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EFFIN RAINBOW. GO TASTE THE RAINBOW. haha skittles." I started trying to struggle him but it didn't work so I did what anyone else would do when they saw empty boxes and a target. Beat the hell out of him.

I reached to grab one and started hitting him repeatedly in the head and he screamed.

"DON'T. TOUCH. MY. OREOS. IF. YOU. WANT. TO. LIVE." I said with every hit.

"LIAM!!!" he screamed trying to block his head.

"I'M. NOT. DONE. WITH. YOU. I'M. GOING. TO. HIT. YOU. SO. HARD. WITH. THIS. BOX. YOU. WON'T. BE. ABLE. TO. LOOK. AT. AN . OREO. BOX. WHEN. I'M. DONE. WITH. YOU!!" he began to start crying and Liam pulled me off of him. He glared at me and I swear I almost shat myself. Daddy Direction everyone.

"You. Downstairs. Now." Liam growled at me. I actually think I might have missed myself. I stood up and ran out of the room. I sat down on the couch fidgeting trying not to do something that would get me in even more trouble.

Liam came downstairs with a stern look on his face. When he came up to me he began tapping his foot. Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap

"WILL YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAPPING YOUR FOOT. ITS ANNOYING. GOODNES." I screamed and instantly regretted it. Oops.

"Your-"

"hand fits in mine like it's made just for me-"

"Are-"

"O-C-K me again. R-O-C-K me again-"

"What? No. Don't-"

"Try to make me stay or ask if I'm okay-"

"Just-"

"Shout it out. Shout it out. Baby just shout it out yeah-"

"I swear I'll-"

"Be there in two, I'll be there in two-!!"

"EVERYONE DOWN HERE NOW!!" Liam shouted. Did I just break Liam? Nah. The boys trudged down the stairs with curious looks on their faces.

"We are leaving."Liam stated simply. They all nodded once and went to go get their shoes on or in Harry's case; everything on. I stood up and told Liam I had to go to the bathroom an He could just go ahead and leave. He nodded and sat on the couch.

I walked upstairs and climbed out of the window and down the house. I saw the car parked outside and sprinted for it. I tapped on the guys window and he rolled it down.

"Can I get a ride I your trunk?" He shook his head and sighed.

"No fans."

"Fans? Who do you work for?" I questioned innocently.

"No one. Go on ahead." I heard the trunk pop and I smiled. I ran to trunk and jumped in. I pulled the handle and closed it. The boys don't even know. This is awesome. I bet Liam will make a O____o Face IF he sees me. This is absolutely perfect. Can't get rid of me that easily. Liam Payne.

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Sorry this one wasn't as funny or long but... I'll try harder next time thanks for reading.

Me: Almost done... Just need to press publish... and...

Squirrel: Tag your it!!

Me: Ugh. I'm coming. *sighs and chases after squirrel in front yard*