Into the Wardrobe (An Asa Butterfield Fanfiction)

The Game

"I just need to clear things out. Your mission Angel is to get out of this world and return to yours. Stop rationizing that dork of a prince. He's not your liability! Stop acting like you care. You don't care about him. You don't care. You. Don't. Ca--"

"Oh so you're thinking of me?" Asa came out of nowhere.

"Whaaaaat??! You scared me to death" I scrambled and immediately gained my posture. He stood there in the doorway with his arms and legs crossed.

"You know what I'm thinking?" He asked suspiciously.

"No. And I don't wanna know." I went back cleaning my bed sheets.

"Whether you care or not... I'm thinking that maybe"

"Can you please just let me bleed in peace."

"I'm thinking that maybe you like me."

I let out a snort.

"What the hell Asa buttholefield. Haha. Me? Like you? I bet."

"Stop rationizing that dork of a prince. You don't care. You don't care. Hahahaha. You look awful. I really think you like me. No woman would never fall for a handsome prince like me. I'm already used to that" And then there goes Asa's favorite hobby of imitating me.

"Well there's two." I fired back at him immediately.

"Oh really? Try me."

" For one, that's me."

"Oreally. Then stop rationizing over me. HAHAHA. You make me laugh" he evilly sniggered once again which is very annoying.

"If there's really no woman who do not like you then why did Dana leave you?" He stopped laughing. Oops. Mr. Buttholefield is angry. He stopped silent for a second and he started laughing again.

"Dana who? Sorry. Too many girls to remember."

"There's only one Dana in your heart."

"You just like me."

"I KNOW YOUR STORY ASA AND WHY YOU'RE LIKE THAT. I KNOW THAT HORSEBACK RIDING WITH YOUR BROTHER AND HIM DYING AND THE KING HATING YOU AND YOUR MOTHER WHO KILLED HERSELF AND THAT GIRL DANA WHO LEFT YOU. SO STOP."

I put my hands on my mouth and regretted everything that I said at once. My mom always scolds me for doing that and I'm doing it again. Damn Angel.

He came at me looking red and aforesaid, "You just came here in a snap out of shit I don't know where like some ancient or futuristic creature who acts like she doesn't know a shit of this world at all...."

He pointed his finger at my face between my nose and fulminated, "You know nothing of this world and much of a muchness you don't know anything about me. So stop acting like you do. And if you do talk to me like that again, this will be the end to your mission of saving yourself and getting home once again... if there's a home to go back to." He backed away slowly catching his breath sweating off his intensity.

"I may not be from here and you don't know me but I know that this is not the real you. Although it's too hard to see it. I know that there's goodness within you. Every person has it. They just can't see it by themselves so they can't show it to others. You are just blinded with the hatred you contain in yourself. Open your eyes and let the colors of the world fill you and be like yourself again. Just like others, I know there's a mallow inside your heart--"

"A what?" He interrupted me.

"A mallow. It's a soft thing that we eat in our world. It's a metaphor. You know. As soft as a mallow. We sometimes dip it in chocolate. And... nevermind. You get my point." I sound pointless mygahd.

"Yep I do."

"Wow. Thank you for agreeing with me for once."

"That you like me? Yes."

"Ugghhh! Will you stop it! Why can't you stop being such a douche!?" I put my hands on my air and kicked like a kid being bawled out.

"Hahaha! Well you see. This is the real me. There is no old me. Just me. And whether you like it or not. You will have to deal with it. Let's see how far can you go." He raised his eyebrows and smiled magnificently... I mean douchely.

"I will not yield. This is not who you are and I will make you realize that!"

"Why would you do such a thing for a douche like me?"

He got me there. Why am I doing this anyway? Is it really for Emma? Eraseeee eraasee. Don't think like that. This is for Emma I'm certain of that.

"Then you do like me." He huffled.

"I will never ever even between worlds, different time continuum will fall for you."

"Then let's play a game." His eyes shone brightly. Mygawd. This demon is starting to make his move again. But I will definitely not lose this time!

"What game?" I asked.

"Let's play a game called... don't fall in love with me because you're in deep trouble when you do"

"You serious about that?"

"You think I'm joking here?"

"Please orient me when you're going to turn on your sarcasm." I don't really know when this douche's serious because ughhh.

" so. You up or not?" He said waiting for my answer.

"How long will this last?"

"For as long as you are here. Why asking? Can't do it?"

"Of course I can. This is easy as 1 2 3."

"So is it a deal?"

"Whether I win or not, I ain't getting any benefit from this. You're just making fun of me"

"Hm."

"But what if it goes another way around?"

"What do you mean?"

"What if it's you who fall in love with me?"

He stepped forward to me as close as a thread apart. He put his hands on the back of my waist, pulled me nearer to him and drew my face nearer to his. He held my chin up, looked on my lips and said:

"Then I'll make you mine."

His lips drew even nearer to mine and any minute now he.......

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT AHHAHHAHA. 😍😍😍

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