[ do it 4 da monay ] | donald trump x byakuya togami

Plantu

A tear slippd frum plantu's leaf.

"I'm sorru, planty-chan kawaii desu." Donald said, holdign bak his tears. "It's noot wrking out."

plant2 sprouted legs and wALkd away. "AgH!" He screeched, slamming the door.

Donald sweat-dropped and went 2 his kitchen. "I'm gonna maek togogogo cookiEs!" He exclamd, beaMing.

Suddnly, planTu waLked back in2 the houes. "I forgot my phone lol byE!"

PlAntu grabbd DONALDS PHONE and left.

Planty alrdy had his phoN lol hE juSt wnted 2 steal donwlds.

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"ThaNkzies plantY!" Togami screamd, clutching dOnalDs phone is his hands. "NOw I caN fiNd oUt hOw many gurls he's datIng."

He scrolled through all of donalds texts.

DonaldTrump: Heeeey gurllll

IbukiMioda: eEK! It's a creep!

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DonaldTrump: Netflix & chill??? ;)) $$

HajimeHinata: n-no thanks...

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DonaldTrump: wHy wONT ANYONE LOVE ME???

ToukoFukawa: ma-maybe bc u stole Byakuya-sama from me...

GenociderSyo: HE ONLY LOVES ME!!!!!

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DonaldTrump: r u a fucking marshmallow?

NagitoKomaeda: no

DonaldTrump: what's with ur hair then lol

NagitoKomaeda: my hair? I think it's flawless! Vvvvv hopeful!!

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DonaldTrump: heeeeeey bb~

NekomaruNidai: oh, so you want me to do "it" to you huh? Well, just come over... After I SHIT THAT IS!!!!!

DonaldTrump: OKAY! ;)))

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DonaldTrump: ooooohHh 😍

TeruteruHanamura: ...

TeruteruHanamura: FINALLY SOMEONE WITH GOOD TASTE!

DonaldTrump: *licks lips*

TeruteruHanamura: ohoho! *sends a nude*

DonaldTrump: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AH! MY EYES!

TeruteruHanamura: ;-;

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DonaldTrump: aren't you my egg son?

MakotoNaegi: um... What are you talking about?

DonaldTrump: let's get nakes

MakotoNaegi: No

DonaldTrump: ;-;

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DonaldTrump: mMmmhhhH *moAn*

MikanTsumiki: AHH! WHY ARE YOU M-M-MAKING S-SEX NOI-NOISES?!

DonaldTrump: ;)) $$

MikanTsumiki: eeK! FORGIVE ME I CANT TAKE THIS!

*MikanTsumiki has blocked you*

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*IbukiMioda has blocked you*
*HajimeHinata has blocked you*
*ToukoFukawa has blocked you*
*GenociderSyo has blocked you*
*NagitoKomaeda has blocked you in the name of hope*
*NekomaruNidai added you to his "to do "it" to list"*
*TeruteruHanamura has cockblocked you*
*MakotoNaegi has blocked you*

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Togamom snorted at Donald's failed attempts. "He's so stoopid!"

*ding dong mf*

"Who the hell is dat?" Togamoney slithered down the hall 2 da dorr adn caem face 2 face with Donald Trumpyy. "*lE gasP*"