[ do it 4 da monay ] | donald trump x byakuya togami

inauguration

toastgami went to washington d.c. to watch his husband's inauguration. he was so happy, but others were not. there were people throwing pineapples at tronald, they hurt :).

there were people on bikes for trump, and gay people were rioting by throwing tampons at the security guards. everyone was having a blast :).

and tHEN, togami got called up to the podium to stand with trumpers. he blushed but went up anyways. lol.

"omg meet the new first lady yo," donalesbian then got down on one crusty, old knee, looking up at togami.

togami gasped! "donald!" he cried a river of tears, which drowned everyone in the crowd.

tronald dump slipped the ring he pulled out of his ass on togami's toe.

it was a beautiful moment.

it was the best inauguration in the history of inaugurations.