February 3, 2016
3:03 PM
Hyunjae: Yow!
Yoongi typing...
Yoongi: Whore you?
Hyunjae: Im not a whore. I have a name arsehole
Yoongi: Im not askin' tho tss
Hyunjae: the name's Hyunjae but you can call me Jae (;
Yoongi: Do I look like I care?
3:06 PM
Hyunjae: Ruddeee ;(
Yoongi: What?
Hyunjae: nothing hehe I'm bored. entertain me please
Yoongi: Im not a clown you lil piece of sh*t.
Hyunjae: My hearteu </3 What have you done huehuehue
Yoongi: What do you want? Im being serious here tsk!
Hyunjae: You (;
Hyunjae: Jokeeee, eww you? I want you? No way, Highway, subway, norway.
Yoongi: srsly?
Yoongi: Not a single f*ck should be given today so stfu.
3:15 PM
Hyunjae typing..
Hyunjae: Idc *evil laugh*
Yoongi: uggghhhh srsly?...
Hyunjae: "Work, work, work, work, work, work, he said me haffi Work, work, work, work, work, work! He see me do mi Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! So me put in, Work, work, work, work, work, work"
Hyunjae: Watch me twerk hun (;
Yoongi: I have something to tell you Babe c;
Hyunjae: Omf what? Are you proposing or smth? Noo Im still a kid!
3:19 PM
Yoongi: 2 words, 7 letters
Hyunjae: Love you? hehe #breezyasf
Yoongi: Fuck off -,-
Hyunjae: I will not Haha
Yoongi: You're annoying tbrh
Hyunjae: Does this count as annoying?
Yoongi: I am so done with you kbye
Hyunjae: I love Agnes so much tbh, she's such a cutie
seen...
3:25 PM
Hyunjae: Her cheeks ughhh i wanna pinch those cheeks so bad :D
seen...
Yoongi typing...
Yoongi: Fuck off, I am not going to waste all my swaeg to you :3
Hyunjae: Im the swaeggest istg
Yoongi: Im the King of all swaeg.
Hyunjae: If you're the "King of all swaeg" I am the queen so that makes us a good couple hehe :P
Yoongi typing...
Yoongi: pffftttt -.-
Yoongi: Me? You? Hell no I'd rather marry the pillow than you tsk! Dont assume. I do not wnat you in my fucking life ughhh...
Hyunjae: *sings pillowtalk by Zayn*
Hyunjae: ew typo
seen...
3:35 PM
Hyunjae: Seener Lawd
seen...
Hyunjae: Babye :3
seen...
(A/n: I am embarrassed asf, what have i done?)