~Eevee's Stories~

Summoning Satan 101 (the beast)

"Ah it's a beautiful day." Said the french diplomat. "The birds are chirping, the cows are mooing, the pigs are oinking, and the smell of freshly mown grass fills the air. What a wonderful day to summon satan!"

                                           Chapter 1- Super Slurpee.

*growl*  *gurgle gurgle* "Hmph! I can't summon satan~senpai in these conditions! I need food! But what will I eat?... OH. I know! Since senpai likes red I'll get a red slurpee! Yes of course! Genius!" he says in a french accent.

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(at 7/11) *ring* The 7/11 door opened as the lovesick french diplomat entered. He walked over and asked the seventy year old woman "Do you have red slurpees? If so I would like six." The old woman stood there perplexed. "What did you say there sonnyboy?" she asked. "Would you like some whatso majiggies??"  Then, they sat there staring at eachother. "Nevermind. I'll uh, go to uh, somewhere else then." the french man said as he left unsure of what to do. "Is there any other place that I can go to?" he asked himself. "Maybe senpai would appreciate something else for me to eat."

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As the frenchian-san-man-chan-dan-flan-can-ran got in his car he saw a Papa Johns across the street and decided to drive over. But what he didn't know was that he was infact stupid and did not have any money on him, for he was too busy making it rain on his smexy bikini model hippo before that he had no mula.

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He walked in and glanced over the menu hanging above the registers and pizza trying to figure out what to get. "Hm, that looks good." he said looking at one of the pizzas. "I WANT THAT ONE!" He yelled into some mans whilst pointing at his pizza of choice. "HOW MUCH????" then, the man looked at the diplomat with wide eyes as he layed down and die of too much kiwiness. But you see, this french diplomats name was Tissue Box, and Tissue Box was always made fun of because he was stupid. And he voted for Trump. So nobody liked him even if he was very kiwi. "WELP. IMMA JUST TAKE THESE. GUDBAI." Tissue Box screamed as he grabbed a handful of pizza slices and ran off. "WAIT" he ran back. "I FORGOT TO PAY" he then put his hand in his pocket and yelped. "OH MY UM. YOU NO NEED MONEY. GUDBAI FELLOW TRUMPIANS." he then ran away again.

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*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* Tissue Box was eating the pizza. *nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom* "This is delic." he said as he walked over to his large farm and looked at the animals. "Hm. Which one should I sacrifice to senpai today?" He finished eating then grabbed a pig. "Yes, pig's blood should do."

After sacrificing the pig JOLINDA to Satan he went to his slave hippo that was gray from too much money and he made some square cake to feed his slave. His slave ate and he did THE ULTIMATE THING. HE SACRIFICED HIS SLAVE HIPPO SLAVE TO SATAN. *DUN DUN DUN*

Satan finally answered his prayers and they became a couple. AMEN. I MEAN THE END.