Trump started hauling dozens of heavy gold bricks into a bag. After filling two bags, most likely filled with at least 3 million dollars, he had began to waddle out of the gold safe. The safe door was open, and all American guards were down. Trump heard one of the walkie talkies on one of the men that were dead. "If anyone is left at Fort Knox, answer back. The terrorists were mainly killed, but there still is about twenty left that were last heard of. Does anybody copy. Anybody," The soldier said. Trump picked it up and pressed the button to answer. "Trump speaking. Those terrorists kidnapped me. They set me up. Said they wanted my loan of one million dollars. So Hilary picked me up and drove me. Guess I was set up. It wasn't Hilary. Probably a terrorist in disguise. I cleared out the terrorists in Knox. Hilary and Obama will send more terrorists. We have to stop this. Coast guard needs to be on patrol. All military units will be needed," Trump said as he hooked the walkie talkie to his pocket so he could walk with it. "We're on it. There's no way there taking your small loan of one million dollars. What did they do with you?" The soldier replied back. "They had taken me into some weird thing under Knox's gold vault. I killed them all, obviously. With the power of my hairs presence, they will never win. Also I took some gold for myself. Just incase they try attacking again, and guards aren't up. We need this gold," Trump said. Trumps plan was to make America great again. So he was. By taking down every single terrorist, one by one. Destroying any in his path. Once the wall is built, America will be restored. The walkie talkie and the soldiers end began to make a fuzzy noise. "Losing connection. We have a soldier coming to pick you up. More units are coming to hold off Fort Knox. Stay safe," The soldier said. Trump threw the walkie talkie, and walked to the exit door. Donald Trump was one sly dog. He just stole 3 million dollars, without the military blinking an eye.
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The Trump Chronicles-War is Trumping (Volume One)
HumorDonald trump had become president after a long battle against other candidates. But now the battle is not just Trump vs them. it is now Trump holding America strong, fighting any country in his path.
