The Trump Chronicles-War is Trumping (Volume One)

The Negotiation

"Drive to this exact location, step outside of your car door and jump once. Trap door should open. You'll land in one of those pits filled with cubes. Yes, I do own a secret facility. And yes it is super cool. Now the GPS will tell you exactly where to go on the earpiece," The man said as the GPS began to direct Trump. Trump had followed the directions exactly, and was led into a parking lot at an abandoned train station. He had stepped out of his car, and did as he was told to jump up. A small trap door had sucked him under, and he landed in a pit filled with cubes, just how he was told. "Trump. Come. Bounce, we don't have much time till more terrorists come. So hurry, get on the trampoline and let me turn on the lights. And we'll begin," The man had said as a figure waddled over to the power switches. The lights turned on, and a man in a suit walked over to the trampolines. Trump was already flipping around, and he stopped as the man walked on. "I have my face all covered because I have a bad rash and I don't want it to get worse by making contacts with germs. And these glasses make me look cooler," The man said as Trump had given a confused look. "I killed that man what do I get in return," Trump asked getting straight to the point. "Well, if you kill a few more targets, maybe I'll send my militia to go and help you out with your mission. Sound good?" The man asked Trump, as he did a cart wheel. "Hey hey hey hey hey hold on a minute Mr. Whoever you are. I'm not gonna go around killing people just so I can get you to help me. I did kill one person, ain't that enough?" Trump said as he had stopped bouncing and gave a straight look. "Well Trump. These targets, there not good guys or civilians. They are targets that will help bring down Isis, and Hillary and Obama," The man had said as he had done a full flip. His mask had fallen off, and his face was shown. "AGENT SMITH!" Trump screamed as the mask fell off. Agent Smith had instantly began to bend over backwards, and dodge the bullets Trump had sent flying across the room.