Must you?

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Hue.

"Sims? Wwhy the fuck sims?"

"iit get2 fun after a while. Tru2t me. Here, iive made one to look liike you."

Oh that fucking asshole. Sollux had made a sim that looked exactly like Eridan, right down to the cape and piercings on his fins. One thing was different though. Everything that was violet on Eridan's somewhat fashionable body had been changed to a rust red, The lowest blood color on the hemospectrum. Sollux was grinning that double overbite grin.

"You'vve gotta be fuckin kiddin me."

"What? ii2 there a problem Eridan?"

There it is again. Back wwith callin me by my full name. wwhat the hell is wwith you sol?

"You knoww damn wwell wwhat the problem is."

"Yeah yeah ii know buddy. Here, you move around iin my hou2e on the screen, I'm goiing to get 2omethiing. Amu2e your2elf the be2t you can."

"Thanks."

"No problem."
Sollux said as he got up, walking into the kitchen. Eridan was fiddling with the controls to make his sim move, when he heard the refrigerator click.
Sollux had walked back into the room, a white cylinder in each hand. Popsicles.

"Didn't knoww wwe wwould be usin dildos Sol. Wwhats the occasion?"

"You want one or not?"

"Yeah yeah gimme one."

Sollux handed the Popsicle to Eridan as he unwrapped his own, crumpling up the sticky wrapper.

"Grape. 2weet."

Eridan balanced his cherry Popsicle between his fangs, eyeing Sollux as his forked tongue ran up the Popsicle in his hand. Eridan tried hard not to flinch.

"S-so, uh, wwhat exactly can you do in this game?" Eridan gulped, trying to keep his mind out of the gutters.

"All 2orts of 2tuff. Your ba2iicly liiviing your liife a2 you want iit. You hang out wiith friiend2, argue wiith your lu2u2, 2tuff you would normally do." Sollux said waving the Popsicle in the air.

"Uh huh." Eridan squeaked sort of, moving his sim around on screen. Sollux took another lick of the Popsicle. Eridan had managed to chomp his into bits completely.

"Here, liike thii2." Sollux said moving his sim towards Eridan's he gave him a good ol' slap in the face.

"Really?"

Sollux chuckled. "Yeah."

Eridan was still staring absentmindedly at the violet Popsicle hanging out of Sollux's mouth. Drips of melted Popsicle ran down his chin. Eridan's face bloomed a dark shade of purple.

STOP IT. Don't think about that shit. It's sol, come on, don't...think about...that...

"So can you.... do anythin, 'inappropriate' sort to speak?"

"Of cour2e you can. iit'2 not a kiid2 game." Sollux said taking another lick of the Popsicle. He began nibbling on the top ever so slightly.

OH MY FUCK STOP IT. Eridan screamed in his head. IM GONNA GET A FUCKIN BONER OH MY COD.

Eridan quickly took of his scarf and shoved it into his lap, covering his crotch and exposing his sensitive gills.