All Your Fault (A Len Kagamine Fanfic)

Chapter 02

"Well, that's all of it..."

Len sighed as he tossed his previously-worn shorts into the fire. A little while ago, he had to climb back through his window and fetch his shorts. They were black, but the blood would be obvious once someone started to wash it. Len could wash it off himself but... Eh.

In addition, he had to clean his shoes once he gets home. That's too much work if he had to wash his shorts too.

The blonde furrowed his brows, fanning away the smoke rising from the fire. "It's a good thing I watched that stupid camp fire tutorial out of boredom," the blonde said to himself. "Guess boredom can make you do productive things..."

He looked up, using a hand to shield his eyes from the blinding sunrays. 

"... Sometimes."

Better head back... 

He spun on his heels and began walking back to the house. Stuffing his hands in his pockets, he went deep in thought as he walked.

"What will it be? A man, or a woman?"

He climbed the tree near his window. As he crawled back in however, his blue irises met with teal ones. "So what were you up to?" the teal-haired male asked, flashing a cocky grin.

"None of your damn business, Mikuo," Len muttered through gritted teeth, standing up and brushing the invisible dust off his clothes.

"Ohoho?" The taller male grinned wider; Len could see bits of green food (which were probably leeks) stuck to his teeth. Damn bastard didn't even bother to brush his own damn teeth.

"How did you get in here, anyway?" Len asked as he flopped down on his messy bed. "If I remember correctly, I locked my door."

Sitting down on a stool, Mikuo winked. "Spare keys, idiot."

Len rolled his eyes. "Of course."

The other male raised an eyebrow. "Bro?"

Len stayed silent for a moment before muttering an annoyed "what".

"You stink."

"Uh, no? You stink-"

"Nah man, seriously." Mikuo stood up, sniffing the air. "You smell like smoke."

"Yes, I am aware."

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why do you smell like smoke?"