Host: Hello, welcome to the Dance Competition for Muslims. :D
Muslims: Wooooo hoo!
Host: I mean, Islam!
Islams: WOOOOOOP WOOP!
Host: Now, a couple or two couples win 10,000 pounds if they have the best dances. :D
Islams: *start dances*
Host: When I say- OK, DANCE DANCE! :D
Babies mum: *falls over*
Babies dad: *falls over*
Host: *laughs his flipping head off*
Babies: *come in to cause mischeif* AHH, CHOPPED OF HEADS! *runs awau* CURSE YOU, MOTHER TRUCKER, AND DAD TRUCKER.
Babies mum and dad: *gets back up* *sees thousands of cash* *robs it*
Babies: ROBBERS! Wait, cash for us? YIPPEEE!
Host: *gets back up* Now, the winner is, them! *points*
Them: YAY! We are called Them.
Host: *gets money* Where has the money gone? I know you have ran away, money! NOO!
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Babies: *gets back home* That was very mean of you, mother and dad trucker.
Mum and Dad: We got thousands of cash! :D
Babies: Not any more! *puts cash into van*
Van: *drives away*
Mum and Dad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Curse you. :(