'Twas the night before Christmas and in one house, lay a single man as quiet as a mouse. Cuddled up with his Senpai body pillow, a happy man so happy and mellow. He woke up the next day as he shouted,
"Hip hip hooray". Running down the stairs like a cheetah hunting it's pray, the man shouting "finally it's the day".
He opened his presents one by one, with each one he dreamt of more and more fun.
(As the author looked at the time he decided to stop the rhyme)
The man tore open his presents ripping them to shreds, throwing away all the Doritos and Mountain Dew that his friends had so kindly gifted him, until he found the thing he was looking for.....
The Thomas The Tank Engine christmas special. Luke had eagerly been waiting to get this for years, and now he finally had it, he had always dreamt of holding it in his hands, being able to hold such a glorious piece of artwork that had even rivalled the likes of Picaso. Luke knew this was his future, that this was the thing that would change his life for the better, no more getting rejected by girls and living with his mum, this tape would solve everything.
Luke had inserted the tape into his ps1 by ramming it into the top of the console, this was how he had watched everything as nothing played tapes anymore, I mean it was the 21st century!
As the tape began Luke saw Thomas and Percy and they were skeleton and... And...
You know what fuck it, I can't be asked to write the exact same thing again, it's just gonna get old after a while, actually I'm pretty sure it got old ages ago taking the piss out of creepypastas.
Oh well you know what happens, they were skeleton then Luke was skeleton and soon you will be.. Blah.. Blah.. Blah.
I'm gonna go to Starbucks, anyone want anything, anything would be better than this.. No one?.. Nope, well then more for me 😃.
Why am I still writing, I'm gonna go now.
Bye...
