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Luci_Loves_Gays has logged on. (4:12pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: ey brother
beckett_a: I'm not your brother.
Luci_Loves_Gays: ur right I wouldn't fuck my bro
beckett_a: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up there. I don't even know your name.
Luci_Loves_Gays: Satan, remember?
beckett_a: I mean your REAL name.
Luci_Loves_Gays: Satan is my real name
beckett_a: Somehow I don't believe that
Luci_Loves_Gays: y not? I've given u no reason to disbeliev me
beckett_a: You really need to work on your grammar.
Luci_Loves_Gays: Nu-uh my gramr is flwlss.
beckett_a: *sigh*
Luci_Loves_Gays: don't u *sigh* me
beckett_a: Why did I even get back online today? Or add you as a friend to begin with?
Luci_Loves_Gays: cuz i'm gr8 lol
beckett_a: Yeah.
beckett_a: That's it.
Luci_Loves_Gays: Call me Luci, bro
beckett_a: I'd rather not call you a girl's name.
Luci_Loves_Gays: It's short for SATAN.
beckett_a: Technically it's short for "Lucifer." Same person, not the same name.
Luci_Loves_Gays: buzzkill
beckett_a: How does that make me a buzzkill!?
Luci_Loves_Gays: i dunno it just does
beckett_a: Fine. I might as well do my homework instead of men then.
Luci_Loves_Gays: lol bad joke dude
beckett_a: I've never been the funny one.
Luci_Loves_Gays: Stereotypical high-school gay. Glasses, real high pants & weird shoes
beckett_a: I'm surprised you knew the word "stereotypical."
Luci_Loves_Gays: r00d i passed high school
(4:50pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: barely
beckett_a: Yeah, that's what I was waiting for.
Luci_Loves_Gays: Fuck u, Satan has bttr things 2 do than school
Luci_Loves_Gays: how old r u beck
beckett_a: I'm 18.
Luci_Loves_Gays: cool bro legal legal i'm 29
beckett_a: HOLY SHIT WHAT
Luci_Loves_Gays: lolololol sry hand slipped 20
beckett_a: Jesus, you scared me.
Luci_Loves_Gays: No, Luci, remember. ur so not smart. r u still in HS
beckett_a: I'm a senior
Luci_Loves_Gays: cool i graduated last yr
beckett_a: Are you in college, then?
Luci_Loves_Gays: Nah, gap yr. no1 wanted me
beckett_a: Where'd you apply?
Luci_Loves_Gays: Idk oxford or somethin
beckett_a: Did you get in???
Luci_Loves_Gays: Yeah but i said no
beckett_a: You're kidding me.
Luci_Loves_Gays: ur right i didn't apply anywhere
beckett_a: I was gonna say.
Luci_Loves_Gays: say wat
beckett_a: "How can someone with such atrocious spelling/grammar skills get into Oxford?"
Luci_Loves_Gays: my spelling is oN POINT
Luci_Loves_Gays: ur so mean
Luci_Loves_Gays: who hurt u
beckett_a: No one
Luci_Loves_Gays: liar
beckett_a: Calm down, dude. I'm serious.
Luci_Loves_Gays: i'm not.
Luci_Loves_Gays: haven't ben serious a day in my lyf
beckett_a: I'm not surprised. Welp. I've got homework to do, so I'll chat ya later.
Luci_Loves_Gays: u kno it, gaydawan.
beckett_a: Stop calling me that.
Luci_Loves_Gays: k, gaydawan
beckett_a: ...
Luci_Loves_Gays: go get off on ur hmwk, gaydawan
beckett_a: You really are satan.
Luci_Loves_Gays: u kno it. bye
beckett_a has logged off. (5:39pm)
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RomanceBeckett Alexander has always been a closet homosexual. His parents are devout Catholics and if they ever found out, he'd be dead and suffer the many levels of lectures. So, Beckett does the next best thing: he finds online chat boxes and talks with...
