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beckett_a has logged on. (8:57pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: did we hav our first couple's fight
beckett_a has logged off. (8:58pm)
beckett_a has logged on. (11:00pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: dude i'm sry
beckett_a: whatever
Luci_Loves_Gays: i'm sry i promise
beckett_a: whatever
Luci_Loves_Gays: i won't send u anymor grumpie cat memes i promise
beckett_a: whatever
Luci_Loves_Gays: dude please say something else so i kno u didnt turn into a pmsing teen girl
(11:19pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: srsly i'll take anything
beckett_a: Fuck you.
Luci_Loves_Gays: bttr than nothin
beckett_a: You know you're really a piece of shit.
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok...
Luci_Loves_Gays: not convinced ur not a pmsing teen girl
beckett_a: You realize that's horribly offensive to girls, right?
Luci_Loves_Gays: good thing i'm gay then
beckett_a: That's not a good reason.
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok ok ok sry i'll try & b less offensive
beckett_a: That's a good place to start, anyway.
Luci_Loves_Gays: what's the next step then
beckett_a: Telling me what your name is.
Luci_Loves_Gays: can we play a guessing game
Luci_Loves_Gays: it'll b fun promise
beckett_a: Fine
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok ok ok so my parents named me after a band
beckett_a: So it's a really old band, right?
Luci_Loves_Gays: no since like '04
beckett_a: Oh, really? Your parents must be pretty young then.
Luci_Loves_Gays: nah mom just listens 2 that kinda shit
beckett_a: So, is that my only hint? A band from 2004?
Luci_Loves_Gays: nah imma giv u lyrics
beckett_a: Alright. Shoot.
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok here we go
Luci_Loves_Gays: "it's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful sunrise"
(11:31pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: "u started whispering this can't b happening"
(11:35pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: "it's been 18 days since I looked at myself"
(11:40pm)
Luci_Loves_Gays: nothin??
beckett_a: I got nothing.
Luci_Loves_Gays: who has the bad grammar now
beckett_a: Still you.
Luci_Loves_Gays: mhm k so rly u hav no idea??
beckett_a: None.
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok here are some lyrics from a rly famous song
Luci_Loves_Gays: "I'm so addicted 2 all the things u do"
beckett_a: Dude, that's been said a thousand times in just as many ways. That doesn't narrow anything down.
Luci_Loves_Gays: FINE. Abel. My name is Abel.
beckett_a: Like... like the biblical Abel?
Luci_Loves_Gays: no like Saving Abel
beckett_a: No way. It's totally the biblical Abel. Holy shit, I'm going to pass out!
Luci_Loves_Gays: from wat? stupidity??
beckett_a: LOL NO YOUR NAME. LUCIFER LOVES GAYS AND YOUR NAME IS ABEL.
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok dude whatvr
beckett_a: LOLOL that's actually so great your parents have a wicked sense of humor.
beckett_a: LOL THAT'S A JOKE, TOO
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok ok beck it's not that funny
beckett_a: IT TOTALLY IS
Luci_Loves_Gays: ok whatvr, calm down now u kno my name
beckett_a: LOL I do. I love it.
Luci_Loves_Gays: glad u think so
beckett_a: Abel lolololol I'm still dying
Luci_Loves_Gays: well ok fine stop dying now
beckett_a: lol sorry, sorry.
Luci_Loves_Gays: r u rly tho
beckett_a: Not at all.
Luci_Loves_Gays: whatvr. now u kno
beckett_a: Yeah, thanks. It's late. Got school tomorrow.
Luci_Loves_Gays: kk c u
beckett_a: bye, Luci
Luci_Loves_Gays: night, asshole
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