Excuses

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(3/24/16)

I died and came back with bigger honka donks guys... Wait, no, that sounds like a term used for the dick. I sacrificed my butt to for these tits because tits are better right? No? Alright here's another excuse for being gone. 

I sold my tits to the surgeon to have these boom booms. Took me 7 years that's why I didn't upload I swear...it hasn't been 7 years? I thought Lukas Graham said it was.....

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