This is the saddest part when you have a crush, any guesses?
Yea exactly it's when they have a girlfriend already. But guess what?
You deserve him more, it's just how it goes really, whether she's nice, mean, pretty, hot. It don't matter. Step up your game girl or you'll end up like grandma over here.
But what if she's your friend I hear you ask, well then you know, push her off a bridge and she's gone. Don't tell them I told you though. #topsecret and if they still want to know hint hint wink wink share this book with them.
Ps- it's super freakin shitty to be grandma over here :(
Pps- I totally don't have to write the ps things and just write normal but whatever.
Ppps- this is filler stop reading it
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The Diary of a Single Girl
HumorHave you ever been the friend that help your other friends out by giving them relationship advice even though you are known as the girl who really needs a boyfriend? If not what are you doing here? Go away Ms. Popular. Us single girls deserve better...
