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Michael Clifford (unedited)

I wobbled through the diner door heading towards Ashton, who sat there with an unamused look on his sruffy face.

"What's up, mate" I said while sliding in across from him.

"I just got swerved, by a lesbo, Again" he told me while picking his fingers.

"Man I hate that, but all the lesbos are hot as fuck"

"Amiright?" He said nodding his head.

I let out a chuckle as I asked him If he could shoot me some hashbrowns.

I sat there and stared out the window to see a bright purple impala with 2 girls furiously making out.

I faced my full attention on them, feeling the bulge in my pants throbbing.
All of a sudden they stopped. My eyes widened as there attention was now towards me.

All of a sudden 2 Asian looking girls stepped out, yet they looked kinda the same?
They flipped me off and lifted their shirts leaving me blessed my the lord, when all of a sudden the tall one shouted,
" WERE TRANS BITCH"
I blushed till my face was hotter than them.
I buried my face in my arms hoping it was over. I looked up to see them gone.
Ashton was busting a nut with the chef laughing their heads off.

"Shut up and let's go before you have to walk home" I grabbed Ashton's wrist and yanked him out.
We sat in the car with a moment of silence,
"But they looked so big and real" I said while putting my head in my hands.
Ashton giggled.
I, Michael Gordon Clifford, hate my life.

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