I-am-a-leader: Hey guys guess what?
FeatherBall: What?
I-am-a-leader: BUBO HAS JOINED FACEBOOK!!!
WarriorTwilight: OMG YAY! HEHEHE
BonkSmith: Sup young'uns.
Smarty: HI BUBO!!!!
Brainz: What's with the dopey name?
BonkSmith: My username: it's a mix of the words bonk (coal) and blacksmith
KnowledgeIsBest: And I thought Otulissa would be the first one to figure that out!
FeatherBall: I know right!
Brainz: HEY!
Nyra has changed her name to QueenOfDarkness permanently.
CallMeCoryn: Anyways, I'll show you around, Bubo
BonkSmith: Around Facebook....?
I-am-a-leader: .947! /590 5-@&8!(
CallMeCoryn: Oh shoot I forgot about the code......
Meanwhile, in another part of Facebook, two of the most superior (and vain) owls are fighting.
Superior: Nyra, I'm sick of you.
QueenOfDarkness: Back at you, Skench. Not a Tyto Alba, not an importance.
Superior: St. Aggies Attack! St. Aggies attack!
QueenOfDarkness: Pure Ones, COME IN!
GoldenFeather: WAIT!
Superior: How will you stop us, little owl? I can break your neck like a bug.
GoldenFeather: YOU CAN'T FIGHT! STOP!!
QueenOfDarkness: Sure we can
GoldenFeathers: No! You're IN FACEBOOK!!!! YOU'RE LOOKING AT A SCREEN!!!!
Superior: Oh. Now I feel dumb
Back to the owls of the Great Tree, there's a problem with Cleve and the nerd club all in one place......
#KnowledgeIsBest: #This #Is #Fun
Brainz: Cleve, stop it!
#KnowledgeIsBest: #Why #Otulissa
Brainz: You're obsessed with hashtags!
#KnowledgeIsBest: #I #Know #Hashtag #Hashhhhhhhhtaggggggggg
Brainz: DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOUR BOOKS, YOUNG MAN?
#KnowledgeIsBest: OH MY GLAUX NO IM SO SORRRYYYYY PLEASE DONTTTTTT
Brainz: That always works. I'm gonna try that on Digger later today.
Smarty: HI NERD FRIENDS! And I heard that.
Brainz: Stop lying or I'll take your maps
Smarty: NOO DONT DO IT PLZZZZZ
Brainz: Told ya :)
Meanwhile, what happens when two blacksmiths are battling?... Thora vs. Bubo, let's go!
ThoraSmithOfSilverveil: I'm back from the dead! Yay!
BonkSmith: Not for long! You stole my job!
ThoraSmithOfSilverveil: You stole my job! I'm older than you! I knew Lyze of Kiel!
BonkSmith: Too bad for you, cause you're gonna forget all of those memories soon! *Grabs axe*
ThoraSmithOfSilverveil: *grabs coals*
I-am-a-leader: This is literally the lamest battle ever....
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Guardians of Ga'hoole on Facebook
AcciónWhat would happen if . . . in Ga'hoole, the owls all get computers and discover Facebook? What would happen if Twilight was spamming battle songs? And Otulissa lecturing and correcting all the time? Open this book to see all the owls create ridiculo...
