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The story of Ron's bear

Remember Ron's old teddy bear?

George: * snickers *

Ron: * curls up in little ball thinking about it mummering " not spiders " repeatedly *

Anywho... For those of you that don't know Ron that well he is terrified of spiders. Ron's older twin brothers George * points to George * and Fr-

George: * gloomy expression *

- ed apparently took this to their advantage. I have convinced Ron to let me tell my readers the same story he told me. The story of his beloved teddy bear and his fear of spiders.

When Ron was a small redhead child he had a teddy bear. The teddy bear wasn't much: stitches everywhere with some stuffing coming out of its left arm. But still, that bear meant the world to Ron.

George: " 'cause Ron is a pathetic little prat."

Ron: * Death stare with tears in eyes *

George you shut your mouth!! I'm trying to tell an emotional story here and with your stupid side comments I'm not getting very far am I?

George: * Grins while blushing* * Mocks statement *

* Slap!*

George: * stumbles back shocked * face as red as hair *

Ron: * continues growing mushrooms in corner * ( Hehe OHSHC anyone? )

Angel Fred: * buckles over with laughter *

Now. May I continue? * Brushes dust of hands*

George: * nods vigorously*

Aww thanks your so kind it's not like I already tried 4 other times or anything. ( NOTE SARCASM!)

George: Kind eh? * starts walking over grinning mischievously ( IT TOOK ME A FREAKING HOUR TO GET THAT WORD SPELT RIGHT!!)

Seamus: * bursts in through door * ' AS ANYONE SEEN ME LUCKY CHARMS?!

I swear to Merlin! If anyone speaks so much as a peep I'll stun you!

Seamus: Damn what'd I do?

* Death glare *

Seamus: * runs back out door *

* silence *

George: You shouldn't swear to Merlin that's offensive.....

THATS IT!! * whips out wand * petrificus totalus!

George: * stiffens, falls to floor *

Finally, quiet.

Now let's continue shall we?

Readers: * nods heads vigorously *

Ok well one night while little Ron was sleeping Fred and George, now being able to use magic transfigured Ron's bear into a giant spider. When Ron woke he saw the spider and had a meltdown/ panic attack and his fear of spiders increased dramatically.

Ron would never see that bear again.

Or so he thought.

When Ron got engaged to Hermione George thought it was the perfect opportunity to give Ron's beloved bear back to him.

Ron opened the gift to receive a face full of dungbombs. He thought it was just a prank so he looked back in the box to see if there was any dungbombs that hadn't exploded yet so he could throw them back at George and possibly start a dungbomb war, but instead when he looked he was greeted by his old teddy bear. Tears welled up in his eyes as he picked up his old friend. He hugged the stuffed animal as his family and friends 'awwed '.

When Hugo, Ron's son was born he received the bear. He named the bear " Needles " because of all it's  stitches. Hugo loved the bear just as much as Ron did and brought it everywhere with him. Hermione repaired Needles arm with a good ol' muggle sewing kit. Then Hugo left to go to Hogwarts along with Needles the stitched bear.

George: * wakes up and remembers what he was going to do before Seamus came* * walks over, hugs Ash and kisses the top of her head*

Seamus: * bursts through door * I STILL CAN'T FIND ME LUCKY CHARMS!!

A/N Done! Yayyy! Now before you spam the comment section saying that " GEORGE IS MARRIED HE SHOULDNT KISS OR HUG ASH!!! Ehehe well this is my fictional world and in my world George is not yet married but I got a question for my readers..

Seamus and Ash?

Or

George and Ash?
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