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The silly string incident

" Oi Ashlynn! " James called me over with a bottle in his hand. " What? " I asked, " Why don't you go up behind snivillous over there and spray some dry shampoo in his hair? " he said grinning. " And why must it be me to do this? " I ask, crossing my arms. " Because, "he started, annoyed. " You are the only one that is friends with him besides Kait, but she's currently in the midst of a pie hangover. " I chuckle thinking of how Kait ate 3 pies in six minutes. " Ok " I sigh taking the bottle from James.

I sneak up behind Severus who was talking to Lucius. Lucius looks at me with wide eyes and I put a finger to my lips, signalling for him to shut up. He replies in a grin and tiny nod. I hold the can above Severus' head and push down on the button waving the can vigorously above his head. I had to turn my head to the side to avoid getting dry shampoo in my eyes but when I looked back i dropped the can and had to hold my hands over my mouth to stifle my laugh. Severus was looking at me, dumbfounded and grumpy, with pink silly string in his already greasy hair. " RUN ASHLYNN RUN!!!! ' I heard Sirius yell from the stairs that were moving once again. I boot 'er, trying to escape the now pissed Severus chasing me. ' curse my Hobbit legs ' I mumbled, Severus was gaining on me fast. I was running down the hallway when I stepped in a bucket and tripped, landing flat on my face. " ARE YOU SERIOUS?! " I yell with a bucket on my foot. "NO I AM!! " I heard Sirius yell from the stairs. Severus just ran right pass me, stopping in the hallway that split four ways. He turned back to me and stifled his laugh as much as he could before bursting out laughing. " Ha ha very funny. " I said sarcastically, " now help me up. " Severus comes over to me, helping me pull the bucket off my foot. Unfortunately in the process he slips from the water spewed across the hall. The Marauders come over, and seeing the state we were in burst out laughing. We hear Mr. Filch coming and go silent. " RUN!! " James screams and we run down the hall, away from a now fuming Mr. Filch.

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Thank you @percabeth103kp for the idea!!