My Totally Suck Worthy Life

Chapter 2: Hot Guys, Dirt and True Blood Quotes

 Hot Guys, Dirt and True Blood Quotes

I wake abruptly as if someone slapped me, in the process of my eyes opening dirt falls in them causing me to them shut quickly. My eyes burnt and I was pretty sure I was crying but I couldn’t feel anything other than the cold substance holding my body immobile. I couldn’t even breathe. Oh. My. God. I’m not breathing. I started to panic, thrashing around trying to escape causing what I’m pretty sure was dirt to fall down. This was probably just one of those stupid dreams or nightmares, whatever. I tried taking calming breaths which reminded me that I couldn’t. My freakout meter was maxing out. Squeezing my eyes tighter I tried willing myself to wake. I froze when the earth above me started to shift. Then I heard two male voices arguing, they’re voices sounded as if they were right next to me. I catch ‘You dig’ ‘Hell no, I’m not your bitch’ before the sound of soil crunching blocks them out. It’s only when the shovel comes dangerously close to my head, causing me to yelp. As soon as I was free I clawed my way out of the hole which was holding me prisioner. I rolled on my back out of the hole gasping for air. I felt dirty and my nails were ruined from climbing. I finally looked opened my eyes to see who the people who dug me out. Two guys around my age stood over me, not who I expected to be digging girls out of graves. We stared at each other until the one with curly blonde hair nudged the other guy with brown hair.

“I told you we never had to sleep in the hole with her” Blondie told him.

“Dude, as if I knew. I just followed what True Blood did” Browny replied, Blondie gaped at him.

“You got this off True Blood? Your joking, right?” Browny just shrugged. They continued to argue about True Blood and called each other a variety of names. I watched them with curiosity and confusion, mostly confusion. It didn’t take long for they’re arguing to become really annoying. Like a fly buzzing around but wouldn't go away. Pulling myself into a standing position using a tree fro leverage I looked down at my self to see my self covered in dirt and mud. With a frustrated groan, I started to brush off most of the dirt from my bare legs and shirt. Great, I'm only wearing shirt I thought bitterly, pulling it down to cover myself. As I continued to fuss over myself I let my thoughts wonder about the mysterious guys, a majority of these thoughts included them naked but there were some appropriate ones among them, with loads of questions.

I cleared my throat to get they’re attention, as soon as I did they’re eyes snapped to me. They looked shocked as if they forgot I even existed. They forgot about the girl they dug up minutes ago over an argument about True Blood. It fell in to another awkward silence, suddenly Browny walked towards me. Putting his hand on my shoulder he looked me in the eye “Sookie, you can not be afraid of everything you don’t know in this world” I felt my jaw go slack as I gapped openly at him. I gave him a look before stepping away from him. What a weirdo.

Blondie rolled his eyes “She doesn’t even look like Sookie, Sookie has bigger boobs” I crossed my arms over my chest and glared at him. He shrugged then clapped his hands “Okay, time to leave” he announced before picking up a shovel and filling up the hole I was buried in. Both of them started casually walking away like they did this everyday. Maybe they dug people up all the time. I glanced at the freshly covered hole and shivered, just thinking about being back in the ground freaked me out. It made me feel like crying. I realised the guys had stopped walking and were watching me warily.

“Aren’t you coming?” Browny called out to me. Why would they think I would come with two strange men, because there was no way I was coming with them. I just shook my head and started walking backwards away from them. Even from so far away I heard the blonde one sigh then disappear. I started to turn around to run away but ran straight into something. I cried out from the shock, two arms encircled my waist and pulled me towards a chest.

“You don’t exactly have a choice” Blondie whispered. He threw me over his shoulder and started making his way over to his friend who was laughing at us. I didn’t like his friend and I hated his shitty True Blood quotes. My glare silenced him as he started walking to the car beside us. I was roughly thrown in to the back of a car which drove off before I even moved. When I sat up I saw that browny was driving, he looked in the mirror an winked. I continued to glare at him.

“Well Sookie, we haven’t told you our names yet. I’m Jake and this is Cam” Jake said gesturing between him and his friend.

“Well, my name is not Sookie” I told him, still glaring.

“It will continue to be Sookie if you don’t tell us your real name” I groaned at him. It wasn't in my interest to share my name with them. Jake laughed from the front seat “Come on, Sook”

“Go away” 

“Not until you tell me your name” he said with his stupid grin. I rolled my eyes pulling my legs up and resting my head on my knees. “So what is it?” Jake asked persisted.

“Melody” I sighed wrapping my arms around my arm causing some remaining dirt to fall of my arms. I could practically hear Jake smile and when I looked up he was.

“Well nice panties Melody” I blushed furiously, dropping my legs and pulling my shirt down again over my Superman undies. He laughed again, turning up the radio up until it was deafening. I heard Cam mumble from the front how this was going to be a long trip. An idea popped in to my head, this would be a great time to get answers.

“Why was I buried?”I asked

“Watch True Blood, because that always has the answers” Cam said sarcastically. Jake elbowed him then looked at me in the mirror. 

“Your now a vampire” he said deadpanned. My eyes widened at his accusation. The realisation that I was now stuck in a car with two delirious madmen, made my freak out meter start up again. A bottle of red liquid dropped in my lap, I looked up to see Cam watching me carefully “So drink up”

Well this sucks.

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