>I was born in my mothers vagina
>I had the skills of an artist as soon as I crawled out of her vagina
>I painted her vagina on my canvas as I was being born
>I sold the painting to a mob boss named Martini Lamborghini
>Ever since then, I've been in the mafia
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A Pimp Named Sketchy
HorrorThis is the story, of a world full of adventure and excitement! The story, of a young lad named SKETCHY QUILL Who's stories are so interesting that national geographic and Time Magazine are too shy to write an article about this sexy blue horse. B...
