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>I have been working for Martini Lamborghini for 17 years now
>and I realized
>I haven't seen any boobies yet
>so I retire from the Mafia
>got my paycheck(17$)
>went to the hardware store to buy a hammer
>I found a warhead and taped myself to it
>then I (somehow)walked over to the house of my three female companions; Scout, Lollie, and Minty
>I held up the hammer in a menacing pose and asked politely
"Fine ladies, may you please show your bosoms to me, I will be quite pleased."
>they walked away, nary a glance
>but Scout(the yellow lady) walked up to me and said,
"We don't have boobies"
>MFW I didn't get boobies :(

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