Barry Scott sat emotionless around a table, beads of sweat dripped off his face, this was war. As the advert drew to close an erwy silence filled the room, the several other Barry's stared at him in awe, how could they defend themselves? There was no hope!
Barry Scott stood up, he screamed "IT IS TIME GERTRUDE!". The bookscase in the corner disappeared revealing a crack in the wall. Barry2 stood up to make a statement but his words were drowned by the uproar of the crowd. Then silence filled the room once again as a disco goat appeared from the crack in the wall. It rapped " yo yo yo I'm Gertrude the goat, coming at you with a badass coat"
A big group of Barrys entered the room with their pants hanging round their knees, they were all wearing sunglasses and dollar chains "sup ma homies" Said a Barry from the back
"How's ya doin" said a voice from the middle.
Barry Scott stepped forward, holding a baguette in the air, "silence my loyal followers, it is Time to recrute new Barrys to the organisation, it is time for a MEET AND GREAT!". A huge roar shouted at their support for Barry, they had new hope!
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Each Barry had 2 minutes to impress the one and only Barry Scott, he needed the most experienced Barrys in household cleaning products to win this war!
Exasperated, Barry listened the other
Barrys, none of which met his standards Until there was one two Barrys left. Barry 562772 walked up to Barry clutching a bag of cilit bang. "Hi sir, it's such an honour to meet you, you inspire me to work so hard whilst cleaning my house, I've become such an amazing person with your adverts".
"Great" Barry Scott muttered, the only thing keeping him awake was the intoxicating smell of cilit bang, limescale and shine. Barry 562772 said " I have a secret weapon, a new cilit bang product".The room burst into laughter, no one can make cilit bang apart from Barry Scott! This person was mental!
"What did you say ?" Barry bellowed, his heroic voice echoed around the room.
"I created a new cleaning product, I think it can win us the war!"
"And what is it called?"
"CILIT BONG"
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Barry and the bongos
AventuraOn an epic adventure across America Barry is gathering troops for a war against Mr. Mucsle. His journey will be dangerous and risky but Barry will do whatever it takes to win, whatever it takes to survive.
