My life: Messed up [on hold]

Logic...awesome

Want to know what I actually do? I pull mr Badboy towards the kitchen and push him down on a chair.

"Stay there I need to grab something." I say while running up the stairs. While I run up the stairs I can hear him say:

"Ooh a surprise. Gotta love surprises!" And I can hear a slight grin after that statement. I run upstairs to retrieve my phone. Of course I can't find it. Why...I don't know. But after I trash my whole room. I finally find it in my nightstand...like wow. Fudge my life. I try to find the picture of the rock thrown into my window, which for the record was VERY rude. I charge downstairs and I basically shove the phone into his face.

"Won't you look at that." I say. "Someone threw a brick into my window with this lovely note attached to it." He raises his eyebrows and looks at the phone a bit better. I can just see that he has to get used to my weirdness but Ye, GET USED TO IT OR GET OUT. Such lovely person I am. When he studies the note a bit more and looks at it some more, you can guess it he looks at it even more! He finally raises his head and asks me:

"You have any idea who did this?"

Is it rude to slap him? I feel like slapping him? Should I slap him? Is that morally incorrect? I'm not sure actually but this is a situation that's slap worthy. Would this put pressure on our relationship or is it just a joke? I slapping even legal?! Wow...now that was some hardcore life contemplating there. Anyways back to the point, I drop the idea of slapping him cause I'm not that rude.

"No, I have no idea." Is the response that he gets from me. Suck it up.

"Hmm that's odd, I'm pretty sure that it wasn't someone with good intentions seeing as this note is quite specific on what to do." Well...no...shit...sherlock. Of course the person doesn't have good intentions. I roll my eyes dramatically which earns me a stare from him which makes me contemplate life once again.

"Of course the person doesn't have good intentions, why else would they throw a brick with a note through my window while I'm peacefully minding my own business." I roll my eyes once again and I can just hear his brain having a meltdown because of the logic of my words.

"You know what, it's gonna be perfectly fine. We'll find out who did this and we shall solve it. It's not that big of a deal. Probably some stupid kid who saw us together." His words are very weird because we don't have any kids of the age where they throw bricks with death threat love notes attached to them through windows. But for some reason I'm satisfied with his words and I just leave it.

"Now I have to go. I have some stuff to do." He says. He gives me a quick kiss and runs out of the front door. His words didn't even process and that's how quick he's gone. Awesome. Very loving.

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Always there,
Jayden Ray