Thoughts for everyone

At work

Ok so we just hired this new guy at work because we haven't been able to keep a sue  chef for longer then three weeks. And we really need the help at work. He is like 60 something and has been cooking for like 40 years of his life but he is so annoying. He is this chubby dude who says he is in kramagah but I doubt that he can even kick above his belt. Yes I know that's not what kramagah is about but the point of all this is he is just really annoying, thinks he knows everything and thinks that everything is about him. Ok you are thinking what does this have to do with thoughts, well I was getting to that. 

But seriously. I don't like him

So I walked in to work at 5 and seen him standing with his back to me at the counter on his phone. I took a step in and looked around. The kitchen was a mess and he has no clue how to clean its disgraceful to my poor kitchen. But back to the thought. As I walked in I seen a knife right there on the cutting board beside me. All I could think was, I could kill you right now. Walk about behind you stab you cut you tear you up. Drag you out to the dumpster and bleach the floor and everywhere you decided to get blood. But sadly he turned around as I gathered up my courage so that was a no go. 

Then about 4 hours later I was cleaning up since we close at 9 as long as no one is in the bar. And right as I was about to shut everything off I hear the cling lang of the bells that go off when the door is opened. Sighing I walked out to see who came in and to my gratitude (sarcasm) it was the customers I hate the absolute most. The Troyers. I despise these people, they either come in an hour before we open or right before we close, and it is infuriating. It is a family of four, two girls and two guys. I haven't asked but I am sure that they are just brothers and sisters. They are all around 60 or 70. And they are arsenals ( you will learn throughout reading this that I don't like to cuss so I use words that sound like what I want to say). They have been rich their entire life, get everything they want. And have the worst personality out of anyone I have ever seen. And to top it the guys stare at the girls butts and that's is so very annoying because they are my good friends. But back to my thinking, as they sat in the bar and I watched them I realized if I really wanted to I could put something into their food and kill them. I would be doing the world a big favor because they are a plague on the face of the earth. But that would be to boring, I would much rather leave work and hide out behind there new 2015 ford something. And then as they came out full, and drunk I might add, I could jump out and beat the living shiitake mushrooms out of them and then take their shiny new car.